” வாய் விட்டு சிரிங்க …. ” !!!

 


ஹலோ வைகை எக்ஸ்பிரஸ் போயிடுச்சா….?

ரயில்வே ஊழியர்:- இல்ல,- பாண்டியன்….?

ரயில்வே ஊழியர்:- இல்ல,

நெல்லை ?

ரயில்வே ஊழியர்:- இல்ல,நீங்க எங்க போகணும் அதை சொல்லுங்க சார் ?

 இந்த தண்டவாளத்தை கடந்து அந்தப்பக்கம் போகணும்!!!

 


” வெயில் வாட்டி எடுக்கிறது. அடிக்கடி குடை வாங்க வேண்டியிருக்கிறது.”

“ஏன் ஒரு தடவை வாங்கினால் போதாதா?”

“நான் இரவல் வாங்குவதைப் பற்றிச் சொன்னேன்!”

 

மனைவி: டின்னர் வேணுமா?

கணவன்: சாய்ஸ் இருக்கா?

மனைவி: ரெண்டு இருக்கு!

கணவன்: என்னன்ன?

மனைவி: வேணுமா? வேண்டாமா?

 

வாக்காளர் பட்டியல் சரிபார்க்கும் அரசு ஊழியர்
ஒரு வீட்டுக்குப் போனார். அங்கே வீட்டம்மா மட்டும் இருந்தார்.

உங்க வீட்டுக்காரர் பெயர் என்ன சொல்லுங்க…என்று கேட்டார்.

“என்னங்க, இது கூடப்… புரியாம கேக்கறீங்களே?
புருஷன் பெயரைப் பெண்டாட்டி….சொல்லலாமா?” என்று அந்த
அம்மா சீறினார். பிறகு ஆறு விரலைக் காட்டினார்.

“ஆறு”

“ஆமாம்” என்று கூறி.. விட்டு “அதோடு கழுத்துக்கு மேலே இருக்கறத்தைச் சேர்த்துக்குங்க” என்றார்.

“ஓஹோ! முகம்.

ஆறுமுகமா உங்க புருஷன் பேரு?”

“அப்படித்தாங்க அந்த குடிகார நாயை எல்லாரும் கூப்பிடறாங்க !”“!!!!!!!

 


மேனேஜர்: “உங்க கேரியர்லே எதை முக்கியமா,
நல்லா இருக்கும்னு நினைக்கிறீங்க..?..”
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அக்கௌண்டண்ட்: “ரெண்டாவது அடுக்குளே இருக்கிற வத்தகுழம்பு தான் சார்…வாசனை அள்ளுது….!!!!!!!


ஜட்ஜ் : ஏம்மா..நீ திருட்டு ரயில் எறியா சென்னை வந்தாய்..?
பெண் கைதி : அய்யா அது எனக்கு அது திருட்டு ரயில்னு தெரியாது. நீங்கள் ரயில்வே டிபார்மென்டைத்தான் கேட்கனும்..!!!!!!!!!

Source::::input from a friend of mine

Natarajan

 

IIT Mumbai ‘s Prank on April 1….Goes Viral…A Good One … Watch …

IIT Bombay's Prank On April Fool's Day Goes Viral. It's A Good One.

Screengrab from YouTube video uploaded by IIT Bombay

On April Fool’s Day, Google pranked users with its Pacman doodle, Uber said it has launched supercars and Ola launched a fictional helicopter ride service for Rs. 499/hour.

But, guess whose prank is still getting major online props, even two days later?

It’s the one by IIT Bombay, whose video has been viewed over 3 lakh times on YouTube.

Students used hidden cameras to film others on campus picking up 100-rupee notes lying on the ground. When they unfold them, there’s a bit of a twist.

Watch the video here to find out (or scroll down if you just want to read about it)

 

The currency notes have a message on them-“It takes equal effort to pick up a piece of garbage. #PickItUp.”

Well played, IIT Mumbai, well played.

Source:::: http://www.ndtv.com

Natarajan

” How are You Related to each other …” ?


Shri Amravaneshwaran was a close devotee of Mahaswamigal. He used to do all the sundry work at Kanchi Mutt. One day his friend’s in-laws expressed their desire to have His darshan and he agreed to take them. Swamigal was in His mid nineties and used to give just an hour’s darshan that time. People had queued and were walking by Him one by one. At that time Shri Amravaneshwaran happened to stand close to Him and heard Him remark to another person,

“I am unable to see clearly at all, I am getting old!”.

To which that person replied in a nice sort of way that, “Yes, age is catching up with Swamigal’, what to do.”

People were moving on in the line. Then came the turn of Shri Amravaneshwaran’s friend’s in-laws. Swamigal looked at them and told Shri Amravaneshwaran to call back another couple who already had Darshan and were standing at a distance. They were brought to Him.

Swamigal looked at both the families and asked,

“How are you related to each other?”

Both the families blinked and said they have never met each other at all.

Then He asked Shri Amravaneshwaran to take both the families away and find out how they were related.

Shri Amravaneshwaran came to know that the family who were brought back were Chettiars. And his friend’s family were Madhwas! Shri Amravaneshwaran was flabbergasted! How could there be a connection between the two families!

But Shri Amravaneshwaran was wise enough to quickly realize that as the words had come from The Sarveshwaran Himself, it was bound to be true and decided to pursue the matter deeper.

He asked them more questions in the next 30 minutes. His friend’s family resided in Madras and the Chettiars in Coimbatore?! As he started to dig deeper and deeper it came to light that once the niece of his friend’s in-laws was hospitalized in Madras. At the same time the Chettiars has come to Madras for a different reason. And it so happened that it was the Chettiars who had donated blood to this Madhwa girl. They were Blood Relations indeed!!! The families were stunned when this truth revealed itself.

Shri Amravaneshwaran came to Swamigal to apprise Him of the story.

That ‘Old, Who-had-trouble-seeing’ Sarveshwaran gently nodded His head and said, “Oh, appadiyaa, is that the matter!”

Without the trace of any excitement, and very calm and matter of fact was He. Like Dakshinamurthy Himself…

Source:::: http://www.periva.proboards.com

Natarajan

Read more: http://periva.proboards.com/thread/3219/blood-relations#ixzz3WIKydIdG

” ரொம்ப ருசியா இருக்கு …” !!!

தொகுத்தவர்-ரா.வேங்கடசாமி

தட்டச்சு-வரகூரான் நாராயணன்.
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ஒரு வயதான பால்காரம்மா.

கஞ்சிபுர நகர்வாசி. அவருக்கு எல்லாமே

காஞ்சி மகான்தான். ஒரு தடவை பால்

வியாபாரத்திற்காக அவள் ஒரு புது பசுவை

வாங்கினாள். அதிகமாகப் பால்தரும் பசு அது.

வாங்கின தினம். மாட்டிற்குச் செய்யவேண்டிய

பூஜைகளை எல்லாம் ஒழுங்காகச் செய்த பின்னர்

முதன் முதலாக அந்த மூதாட்டி பாலைக் கறந்தாள்

பால் எதிர்பார்த்ததைவிட அதிகமாக இருந்தது.

புதிய பாத்திரத்தில் பாலை நன்றாகக் காய்ச்சி,

இன்னொரு புதிய பாத்திரத்தில் ஊற்றி எடுத்துக்

கொண்டு நேராக மடத்திற்கு வந்தாள்.மகானுக்குக்

கொடுக்க வரிசையில் நின்ற அவளைக் கவனித்த

சிப்பந்திகள் அவளை எச்சரித்தார்கள்.
“மகான் இதையெல்லாம் சாப்பிட மாட்டார்”

என்று அவளிடம் சொன்னார்கள்.

அதையெல்லாம் அவள் காதில் போட்டுக் கொள்ளவே

இல்லை. தான் வணங்கும் தெய்வத்திற்கு பாலை

எப்படியாவது கொடுத்துவிட வேண்டும் என்பது

அவளது பிடிவாதம். மகானின் அருகில் இருந்த

சங்கர மடத்து ஊழியர்களும் பேசாமலேயே சைகையில்

அவளை விரட்டினார்கள். அப்போதும் அசையவில்லை.

மகான் முன் வந்து பாலை வைத்தாள்.

மகான் அவளை நிமிர்ந்து பார்த்தார். அவள் முகத்தில்

தெரிந்த பக்தி உயர்வு அவருக்குப் புரிந்தது.

“வேண்டாம்” என்று கை பிசைத்த ஊழியர்களையும்

ஒரு தடவை பார்த்தார்.

பிறகு செம்பை எடுத்துப் பாலை பருகுகிறார்.

பிறகு “ரொம்ப ருசியா இருக்கு” என்றார்.

பால்காரியின் கோரிக்கை நிறைவேற, அவள்

சாஷ்டாங்கமாக விழுந்து பகவானை வணங்குகிறாள்.

Source::::www.periva.proboards.com

Natarajan

Read more: http://periva.proboards.com/thread/8974/#ixzz3WIGchcGR

Message For the Day…” Remember that God is Omnipresent everywhere…”

Love can be cultivated through two methods: Always consider the faults of others, however big, to be insignificant and negligible. Always consider your own faults, however insignificant and negligible, to be big, and feel sad and repentant. Through this path, you avoid developing bigger faults and defects and acquire the virtues of brotherliness and forbearance. Next, whatever you do, with yourself or with others, do it remembering that God is omnipresent. He sees and hears and knows all. Remember that God hears every word; discriminate between the true and the false and speak only the truth. Discriminate between right and wrong and do only the right. Endeavour every moment to be aware of the omnipotence of God. The body is the temple of the individual, so whatever happens in that temple is the concern of the individual. So too, the world is the body of the Lord, and all that happens in it, good or bad, is His concern.

Sathya Sai Baba

” A college maths professor brilliantly pranked his students …” !!! Watch How…

A college maths and computer science professor at Biola University in California had the best April Fools’ Day prank of 2015.

The YouTube video, which is going viral on Reddit, shows professor Matthew Weathers giving a lecture to his class with a projector. At the end of his lecture, he pulls up a YouTube video of one of his classes to show the students that they’re also available online.

Unexpectedly, his video counterpart picks a fight with the real Weathers, and they begin to argue with each other.

Weathers goes behind and “into” the screen himself where the pair begin to exchange blows and throw icons, some of which even fly out into the real world.

Eventually, video Weathers wins and traps the real Professor Weathers. The video professor Weathers deletes his competition and then comes out of the screen at the end.

His students went crazy for it. Watch the full video below.

Weathers said that he used Adobe Premier and After Effects to create the on-screen skit that the students saw, and spent a lot of time practicing to make sure everything was perfect — what we see in the video is exactly what happened in class.

“I practiced about 20 times to get the timing right,” Weathers told Reddit. “But yes, I also had audio cues that helped a lot.”

The video, which was filmed on March 31st since Weathers didn’t have class on April 1st, so far has been viewed almost 2 million times on YouTube.

This is not Weathers’s first April Fools-inspired maths class. Last year, he went “inside the screen” again to buy a book on Amazon and back in 2010 he did a skit where his shadow kept messing up his presentation.

His videos have been so popular that he even uploaded a tutorial on how to do it.

As for future pranks, Weathers told Reddit, “I haven’t figured that out yet… we’ll see what happens on April 1, 2016.”

You can see more of Matthew Weathers’s videos here.

Source:::: http://www.businessinsider.com.au

Natarajan

” Tips For Leading a Good Life ….”

40 Life Tips From Those Who’ve Been There

These 40 life tips were collected from men and women 85 or older. Some have been through wars, others through depressions, sickness, and even concentration camps. They are a generation that was unlike any other, and we can all benefit from their advice. Even those of us over 85 ourselves, because these days, it is never too late to get good advice.
Health

 
1. Drink lots of water.
2. Eat your breakfast like kings, your lunch like princes, and your dinner like beggars.
3. Eat more things that grow on trees and plants and less things that are made in factories. Remember your digestive system doesn’t know it’s the 21st century, so help it out by feeding it stuff it’s built for.
4. It’s always a good time for some TEE – Truth, Energy and Empathy!
5. Walk 10-30 minutes a day.
6. Get more actual games in your life, games that have no gain but the simple pleasure of playing them.
7. Read more books than you’ve read last year.
8. Sit silently (without a tv) for at least 10 minutes a day and take time to ponder things (for some – pray).
9. Invest at least 7 hours a night in your sleep. It’ll pay back big time later on.
Character
10. Smile while you walk those 10-30 minutes a day.
11. do not compare your life to those of others, it’s easy to see the good but the bad is as well hidden as yours, or better. You have no idea what their lives are really like or if they are happy inside, get on with yours instead.
12. Don’t waste time and energy thinking of things you will never be able to change. Instead, use that energy to works towards future positive moments. Make your spouse laugh for a moment, isn’t that better than feeling bad?
13. Don’t be extreme in any action. Remember that truth is mostly in the middle, and life is hardly black and white.
14. Accept the fact that you will sometimes lose the arguement, and that you were wrong. Or if you still think you are right, agree to disagree. Very few people have ever been shouted into true agreement.
15. Don’t waste your energy complaining about people you don’t know and their actions. You have no idea what motivates or what lead them to that decision. Judging is so easy even 4 year olds can do it. The driver honking at you might have had a horrible day, or is anxious to see his sick wife at the hospital while worried about making rent. We only see the behavior, never the events leading to it.
16. Dream more while you are awake.
17. Envy is a waste of time. You already have what you need, and being envy won’t create more for you.
18. Try to never again bring up your spouse’s past mistakes. It WILL destroy your present happiness, and even being right –  just isn’t worth it.
19. Life is too short to hate people. You should fear some and pity others, but hate is a bigger waste of time than any other emotion.
20. Make peace with your past, or it will make short work of your future.
21. No one controls your level of happiness but you.
22. Life is the school, remember that you are here to learn. Problems are like tests, and the lesson you take will help you solve the next one correctly.
23. Smile and laugh more with your entire face, including your
eyes. Find humor when you can.
24. Don’t take yourselves so seriously, no one else will!
Community
25. Call your family often enough so they feel like you are walking besides them in this life.
26. Every day – do at least one good thing for others that really helps them out. It will make you feel better about your own and later on – someone grateful will help you when you need it.
27. Try to forgive, it’s the hardest thing there is, much harder than hate, but it’s doable.
28. Spend some time with people over 70 and under 6 – it will teach you patience and empathy.
29. Try to make at least 3 people smile, every day.
30. What other people think of you is none of your concern, since they’ll never tell you! So why bother? Live your life and stop wondering what’s on the other side of their skulls, you will never know the complete truth!
31. Your work buddies won’t take care of you when you’re sick. Your family and friends will. Don’t let people that care about you out of your life. We all need help at some point, don’t throw caring away.

Life
32. Do the right thing.
The kind that doesn’t leave anyone hurt, despite your personal feelings. It will be worth its while in the long run.
33. Get rid of anything that isn’t useful, beautiful, sentimental or brings you true pleasure in life.
34. Forgivness can heal more than you can ever imagine. It can revive relationships and rekindle love and true appreciation. Forgivness is way to show strength, and strength is impressive and attractive.
35. Doesn’t matter how good or bad the situation is – it will change at some point. So plan for either and don’t lose your head to overjoycing or over fearing.
36. Doesn’t matter how you feel at this particular moment – get up, get dressed and be there on time. A good start will help get rid of that feeling.
37. If actors can become huge successes in their 70’s, you can believe that the best is yet to come. And if it isn’t, then try to create the best for someone else, it will often be surprisingly great for you as well.
38. When you wake up alive in the morning, don’t take it for granted – embrace life!
39. The biggest secret is that anyone can be happy. But some decide they won’t be and then look for reasons to support that theory. Don’t fall for that! Assume you are happy and find reasons to support that claim! Keep creating these reasons, and you just might start believing it.
40. Enjoy yourself, every day. Remember, life is just a ride, and you are shown many different things, some wonderful, other awful. But you always continue and it is always just a ride. Enjoy it.
So remember! Enjoy yourself, it’s later than you think… enjoy yourself, while you’re still in the pink… The years go by… as quickly as a wink….
Natarajan

 

” The Best Management Lesson I Have Learned….” See What Dr. Kalam Says …

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IndiaKnowledge@ Wharton : Could you give an example, from your own experience, of how leaders should manage failure?

Kalam: Let me tell you about my experience. In 1973 I became the project director of India’s satellite launch vehicle program, commonly called the SLV-3. Our goal was to put India’s “Rohini” satellite into orbit by 1980. I was given funds and human resources — but was told clearly that by 1980 we had to launch the satellite into space. Thousands of people worked together in scientific and technical teams towards that goal.

By 1979 — I think the month was August — we thought we were ready. As the project director, I went to the control center for the launch. At four minutes before the satellite launch, the computer began to go through the checklist of items that needed to be checked. One minute later, the computer program put the launch on hold; the display showed that some control components were not in order. My experts — I had four or five of them with me — told me not to worry; they had done their calculations and there was enough reserve fuel. So I bypassed the computer, switched to manual mode, and launched the rocket. In the first stage, everything worked fine. In the second stage, a problem developed. Instead of the satellite going into orbit, the whole rocket system plunged into the Bay of Bengal. It was a big failure.

That day, the chairman of the Indian Space Research Organization, Prof. Satish Dhawan, had called a press conference. The launch was at 7:00 am, and the press conference — where journalists from around the world were present — was at 7:45 am at ISRO’s satellite launch range in Sriharikota [in Andhra Pradesh in southern India]. Prof. Dhawan, the leader of the organization, conducted the press conference himself. He took responsibility for the failure — he said that the team had worked very hard, but that it needed more technological support. He assured the media that in another year, the team would definitely succeed. Now, I was the project director, and it was my failure, but instead, he took responsibility for the failure as chairman of the organization.

The next year, in July 1980, we tried again to launch the satellite — and this time we succeeded. The whole nation was jubilant. Again, there was a press conference. Prof. Dhawan called me aside and told me, “You conduct the press conference today.”

I learned a very important lesson that day. When failure occurred, the leader of the organization owned that failure. When success came, he gave it to his team. The best management lesson I have learned did not come to me from reading a book; it came from that experience.

What a wonderful leader!

Source::::::: http://www.mastegg.com

Natarajan

Message For the Day…” What is the Characteristic of a True Devotee…” ?

Three types can be recognised among those who seek to do good deeds and tread the path of self-realisation – those who are too frightened by troubles, losses, and difficulties to even begin the endeavour; they are of the lowest type. The next are those who, after having undertaken the journey and gone some distance, are depressed and defeated by obstacles and disappointments and give up in the middle; they are of the middling type. Lastly, those who steadfastly adhere to the path with calmness and courage, whatever the nature of the travail or however hard the road; these are, of course, of the highest type. This steadfastness, faith and constancy, is the characteristic of the devotee. You may be deluded by attachment to this illusory world and attracted by temporal joy, but never barter away the means of achieving permanent and complete happiness. And carry on your spiritual duties with full devotion.

Sathya Sai Baba