” Sarcasm at its best…” Pl read and share with younger gen… !!!

 

Message for the Day…” God always plans and takes care to protect HIS Devotees from harm….”

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As is the common practice even today, the chauffeur of a car is expected to open the door of the car when the owner gets down. One day, in Mahabharatha, after war, when the chariot returned and stood in front of his house, Arjuna insisted on Lord Krishna, his charioteer, getting down first and opening the door. Krishna disagreed and, in a strong language, admonished Arjuna, asking him to get down first and go inside. Not recognising the inner significance of Krishna’s words, Arjuna reluctantly accepted and no sooner did he go inside, Krishna jumped out of the chariot. The next moment, the entire chariot was in flames. When the surprised Pandavas asked why did the chariot get burnt, Krishna explained that all the powerful arms from the battle were subdued and kept under His feet; now when He left the chariot, they exploded. God always plans and takes care to protect His devotees from harm.

Joke of the Day…” Can you give me a push ….” ?

 

A husband and wife are in bed when there is a knock at the door. The husband rolls over and looks at his clock – it’s 3:30 a.m. He drags himself out of bed and goes downstairs.

When he opens the door, there is a drunk slumped there. “Hi ya,” slurs the stranger. “Can you give me a push?”

“Get lost,” says the man. “It’s half-past three.”

He slams the door and goes back up to bed. He tells his wife about the drunk.

She says, “Dave, that wasn’t very nice of you. Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain and you had to knock on that man’s door? What would’ve happened if he’d told us to get lost?”

Shamefaced, the husband gets fully dressed, puts on his shoes and picks up all his tools then goes to his own car and takes out some cables.

Finally having all he needs to assist any problem the man may have, he opens the door and calls out, “Hey, do you still want a push?”

A voice answers, “Yes, please.”

“Where are you?” calls the man.

“I’m over here…” replies the stranger,

…on your swing set.

Source……..www.ba-bamail.com

Natarajan

The Devil”s nose Railroad ….

 

When Ecuador President General Eloy Alfaro took office in 1895, and announced that a new railway line would be built connecting the coastal city of Guayaquil with the capital, Quito, in the highlands, a fierce opposition arose starring both conservatives and liberals. Many people at that time thought the Andes could not be conquered by rail. Despite protests and discouragement, General Alfaro hired a couple of US contractors and tasked them to build the “most difficult railway in the world.” A partnership between the government and a North American firm was forged leading to the foundation of the Guayaquil and Quito Railway Company, and construction of the historic line began in 1899.

Photo credit: trenecuador.com

Building a railroad in the highlands was not an easy task. Frequent seismic activity, heavy rainfall, jaguars, poisonous snakes, malaria, dysentery, and yellow fever delayed progress. The most technically challenging part of this rail route, however, was a sheer rock face known as the Devil’s Nose, or Nariz del Diablo, that stood between Alausi and Sibambe. To ascend this 800 meter cliff, the engineers carved a series of steep switchbacks that allowed the train to climb at a gradient of 1-in-18 by alternately advancing and reversing up the tracks.

The railroad will rise with a grade of 3.5% along a narrow cornice cut by blasting the wall of the perpendicular rock of the Nose and will extend beyond the bifrucation of the railway.  When the train goes beyond the bifrucation, a switchman will jump from the locomotive and raise the lever to change the track; then , the train will continue on its way up to the next narrow cornice, in reverse, until the next switchback.  Then, the switchman will change the tracks again, and the train will continue on its way through the cornice, until crossing the Devil’s Nose.

It was said that the Devil’s Nose was damned by the Satan because he didn’t want a railway to be built there. And acts that goes against the Devil’s wishes are paid for in human lives. By the end of construction of the Nariz del Diablo portion of the track, more than 2,000 workers had died from disease, labor, or the climate. Among the casualties were workers brought from the English colonies in the Caribbean, mostly from Jamaica, hundreds of prisoners who were forced to work with promises of freedom, and Major John Harman, the chief engineer of the project himself.

Nevertheless, the completion and the first ascent of Nariz del Diablo in 1902 was one of the most incredible feat of railway engineering at that time.The line continued operating, with interruptions, until 1997 when landslides during El Nino devastated the tracks, effectively shutting down the entire line. Currently, only a 12-km stretch from Alausí to Sibambe is open that take tourists through gorgeous mountain scenery and a thrilling descent over Devil’s Nose

Sources: Wikipedia / Rough Guides / takhte-sarah.blogspot.in / railroadinthesky.com  and www. amusingplanet.com

Natarajan

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Message for the Day…. ” Flute is the very good example of an instrument close to God ….”

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The word surrender has been misinterpreted and people promote idleness in the name of surrender. We think that our mind and body have been surrendered to the Lord. Your mind is not under your own control, how then can you hold it and give it to the Lord? You have no control over your own body too. So to say that you have surrendered your mind and body to the Lord is untrue. The flute is a very good example of an instrument close to the Lord and the one great quality in the flute is its complete surrender. There is nothing left in the flute, there are no residual desires. In fact, the inside of the flute is completely hollow. The flute has nine holes in it, and the flute of our body has nine holes too. That flute has been able to go close to the Lord because it is completely hollow. So also, if we can remove all the pulp of desires from our body, then there is no doubt that this flute of our body can also go close to the Lord.

Priceless Lessons A Mother Teaches ….” Think Positive”…!

 

My mother was the smartest person I’ve ever known, not because she had a fancy job or a high level of education, but because of her experience and wisdom. When I was a little kid she used to share her thoughts, ideas and life lessons with me. I can honestly say I would not have been the person I am today without her.

In an effort to save her words and pass them on to my children, I have written down her snippets of advice and thoughts on life. A few years after my project was done she passed away in her sleep. Today, I want to share some of her inspiring words with you, I hope they will help you as much as they have helped me.

1. Breathe in the future, breathe out the past

No matter where you are or what you’re going through, remember there is a light at the end of the tunnel. Never expect, assume, or demand anything – just do your best, control what you can, and let go of what you can’t.
2. Others should accept you for who you are
Speak your truth even if your voice shakes and you know it won’t be well-received. You are something beautiful and unique, so if you hold that back, the whole world becomes a little less amazing. Walk your path confidently and proudly – don’t expect anyone else to understand your journey.
3. You are not who you used to be, and that’s okay
People go through many ups and downs in life, and it changes them. You are no different. Your perspective has changed, your likes and dislikes have changed, your political views may have changed, and that is all normal. When people accuse you of changing, just reply by saying:  “Of course I’ve changed. That’s what life is all about. I’m still the same person, just stronger and wiser.”

4. Everything that happens helps you grow

Whatever happens, hold on to hope. Learn from everything and don’t be afraid to make the same mistake twice, three times, or as many times as necessary.

5. Life should be simple
Focus on one thing at a time. You don’t have to do everything, and you don’t need to do something every second of your life. Breathe, be present, and do your best – it’s the most anyone, including yourself, could ever hope for.

6. Educate yourself to be happy, not to be rich
There is a big difference between knowing the price of things, and knowing the value of things. In the end, you will come to realize that the best days are the days when you don’t need anything special to make you smile.
7. Always be positive

Your misery or unhappiness is determined not by your circumstances, but by your attitude. Smile at those who want to hurt you – show them that they can’t take away your happiness from you. Your willpower is stronger than you know.
8. Pay close attention to those you care about
When people say “I’m okay,” you need to look them in the eyes, hug them tight, and reply, “I know you’re not”. Don’t be too upset if some people only seem to remember you when they need you, only be upset if they are not there when you need them.
9. Learn how to let go of people
Some people are bad for you, some people need to do things on their own, and some people might need you to teach them a hard lesson. It’s not easy to say goodbye when you don’t want to but you know you need to, it’s for the benefit of both sides.

10. Sometimes getting results means stripping yourself of people that slow you down
As much as you may love them, some people can make it a lot harder for you to reach your goals. Almost everyone will encounter such a person during their life. As you find out who you are and what you want, you realize that people you’ve known forever don’t see things the way you do. Keep the wonderful memories you had with them, but move on to achieve your happiness.
11. “I can’t believe I did that”, is much better than, “I wish I did that.”
Don’t live your life trying to impress others. Live it so you’ll impress yourself. If you know you will regret not doing something, just do it. It’s that simple.
12. If you can’t find your happy ending, maybe it’s time to look for a new beginning.

We all fail from time to time, it’s just a part of life. Don’t be stubborn and just accept it. The strongest people out there are the same people who have fought the toughest battles, lost, and moved on to a new beginning.

Source….www.ba-bamail.com

Natarajan

Image of the Day…Sunrise stripes on Hospital Hill, Zimbabwe…!!!

 

At about 6.30 on the morning of May 28, 2016,, the sun rising over Mozambique projected some bright orange light through some layers of low cloud hanging in the Mutare Valley to produce a display of alternating light and dark sunrise stripes. One of these struck the summit of the nearby granite Kopje called Hospital Hill and then obliquely descended the slope facing me while narrowing and gradually fading away. The display lasted for just six minutes.

As a tripod was not immediately available, an impromptu series of hand-held camera images was taken using a Panasonic Lumix DMC TZ-60 in sunset scenery mode. Twenty of the most suitable for generating a time-lapse sequence were selected and adjusted in size to obtain good registration before being used to produce a time-lapse movie which loops five times.

A rare combination of light and shade, with Hospital Hill looking as I’ve never seen it before!

Source…….. Posted by  in www.earthsky.org

Natarajan

படித்ததில் பிடித்தது ….” சொல்பவன் யார் …” ?

 

கவிஞர் கண்ணதாசன்_ஒரு கல்லூரிக்_
கவியரங்கத்தில் கலந்துகொண்டு கவிதையை
வாசிக்க ஆரம்பித்தார்.

அரங்கத்தில் உற்சாக_ஆரவாரம் எழுந்தது.

அவர் கவிதை வாசிக்கும்போது ஒவ்வொரு_
வரிக்கும் பலத்த கைதட்டல் எழுந்தது.

வாசித்து முடிந்ததும் கரவொலி அடங்க_
வெகுநேரம் பிடித்தது.

கைதட்டல்கள் முடிந்ததும்,
கண்ணதாசன்சொன்னார்,

‘இன்று நான் வாசித்த_கவிதை நான்_
எழுதியது அல்ல.

உங்கள் கல்லூரி மாணவர்_ஒருவர் நேற்று_
ஒரு கவிதை எடுத்துக்_கொண்டு வந்து_
என்னிடம் காண்பித்தார்.

அது மிக நன்றாக இருந்தது.

எனவே நான் எழுதிய_கவிதையை அவரை_
வாசிக்க சொல்லிவிட்டு_அவர் எழுதிய_
கவிதையை நான் வாசித்தேன்.

என் கவிதையை அவர் வாசிக்கும்போது_
எந்தவித ஆரவாரமும் இல்லை.

அவர் எழுதிய_கவிதையை நான் வாசித்தபோது_
பலத்த வரவேற்பு.

ஆக சொல்பவன் யார் என்பதைத்தான் உலகம்_
பார்க்கிறதே ஒழிய,

சொல்லும் பொருளைப்_பற்றிக் கவலைப்படுவதில்லை.
என்பதுதான்_உண்மை என்று புரிகிறது.”

‪#‎படித்ததில்_பிடித்தது‬

ஒரு பிரபலமானவன் முயலுக்கு மூன்று கால்கள்_
மட்டும்தான்_என்று சொன்னாலும் ஆமாம் என்று சொல்லும்_
சமுதாயத்தில் தான்_நாம் வாழ்ந்து கொண்டிருக்கிறோம்..!!

 

Source…..Facebook  input  from  ‪#‎படித்ததில்_பிடித்தது‬

Natarajan

Message for the Day….” Who is the creator of this Universe ….” ?

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When you wear a wristwatch, and someone asks where it was manufactured, you will state that it was made by a Swiss company. We have neither seen the Swiss company nor the watch manufacturer, but are using the watch. Did this watch appear miraculously or did someone take time to manufacture this? You agree that the knowledge and process of assembling watches must exist somewhere and we readily accept that some individual has assembled this watch. If a watch has a creator, what about the Universe? Who can create all these things which are so permanent and steady? When we ask such a question, people simply push away the question and say that these are natural. They do not recognise the creator who has created all this. Not to accept the existence of such a creator is to be foolish and hard-headed.

Jokes for the Day….!!! One liners !!!

 

. I recently got crushed by a pile of books, but I suppose I’ve only got my shelf to blame.
. A man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation for a local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water.
. I went to a really emotional wedding the other day. Even the cake was in tiers.

 I had to quit my job at the shoe recycling factory. It was just sole destroying.
. I was getting in to my car the other day and a man said ‘can you give me a lift?’ I said ‘sure, you look great, chase your dreams, go for it!’
  I’ve decided to sell my vacuum. Well, it was just gathering dust!
 What’s the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurtie!
Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.

 My wife and I have been happy for 20 years. But then we met.
 Why didn’t the lifeguard save the hippie? Because he was too far out, man.

I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!
. I was overcharged for velcro last week. What a rip off!
 I’ve been reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
. A train stops at a train station. A bus stops at a bus station. Now why is my desk called a ‘work station’?

 How do prisoners call each other? On their cell phones!
 The thing about dwarfs and midgets is that they have very little in common.
. Have you heard about the magic tractor? It turned into a field!
 To the guy who invented zero: Thanks for nothing!
. I hate Russian Dolls. They’re so full of themselves.
 I used to be a banker, but over time I lost interest.
 I was thinking about getting a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

 I can’t understand why people are so bothered about me not knowing what the word ‘apocalypse’ means. It’s not like it’s the end of the world!
 Why can’t a bike stand on its own? It’s two-tired!

 Did you hear about the man who lost his entire left side in an accident? He’s all right now.
. If I could only take one thing to a desert island, I probably wouldn’t bother going.
. I couldn’t work out how to fasten my seat belt for ages. But then one day, it just clicked.
. My first job was at a calendar factory. I can’t believe they sacked me, all I did was take a day off!
 I was going to tell my pizza joke but I think it’s a bit too cheesy.

 

Source……www.ba-bamail.com

Natarajan