Joke of the Day… ” Chinese Custom…” !!!

 

A Chinese moves to USA after 50 years of living in Shanghai.

He bought a home on a small piece of land. The friendly American neighbor decides to go across and welcome the new guy. He goes next door but on his way up the drive-way he sees the Chinese man running around his front yard chasing about 10 hens.

Not wanting to interrupt these ‘Chinese customs’, he decides to put the welcome on hold for the day.

Next day he decides to try again, but just as he is about to knock on the front door, he looks through the window and sees the Chinese urinate into a glass and then drink it. Not wanting to interrupt another ‘Chinese custom’, he decides to put the welcome on hold for yet another day.

A day later he decides to give it one last go, but on his way next door, he sees the China-man leading a bull down the drive-way, …pause…., and then put his left ear next to the bull’s butt.

The American bloke can’t handle this, so he goes up to the China-man and says, ‘Jeez Mate, what the hell is it with your Chinese customs? I come over to welcome you to the neighborhood and see you running around the yard after hens. The next day you are pissing in a glass and drinking it, and then today you have your head so close to that bull’s butt, it could just about shit on you.’

The China man is very taken back and says, ‘Sorry sir, you no understand, these no Chinese customs I doing, these American Customs.’

‘What do you mean ‘ says the neighbor, ‘Those aren’t American customs.’

“Yes, they are. Man at travel agent tell me,” replied the China-man  “He says, to become true American, I must learn to
….. chase chicks,
….. get piss drunk,
and
…. listen to bull-shit….!!!

Source:::: unknown… Input from a friend of mine
Natarajan

AirAsia Crash: Flying Into a Thunderstorm is the Biggest ” No No” in Commercial Aviation …

First thing’s first, we need to trundle out the boring but critical post-crash disclaimer: It is a bad idea to speculate too broadly on the how-and-why so soon after an air disaster.

AirAsia Clouds

Almost always the initial hunches and theories end up totally off-base or at best incomplete. We live in an age when people want and expect instant answers, but that just isn’t possible with plane crashes.

It often takes months or even years before a cause is nailed down. In some cases we never learn for sure what happened.

That said, a seeming red flag in Sunday’s AirAsia disappearance is the weather. Could the Airbus A320, flying from the busy Indonesian city of Surabaya to Singapore, have wandered inadvertently into a violent thunderstorm and suffered some kind of catastrophic malfunction or structural failure? It’s possible.

I’ll point out that flying into thunderstorms is about the biggest no-no in all of commercial aviation. The crew had asked for a weather-related altitude change shortly before the disappearance, a request that was denied by air traffic control — presumably because of traffic constraints. This isn’t terribly unusual; pilots ask for altitude changes and route deviations all the time, and not always are they granted. However, that does not mean the AirAsia crew had no choice but to plow headlong into a storm. Worst-case, the crew always reserves the right to do what it needs to do, with or without permission. I cannot imagine the pilots willingly flew into what, on the radar screen, would have been a bright red splotch of potentially dangerous airspace. Perhaps a patch of weather that the pilots presumed would be manageable turned out to be otherwise? We don’t know.

Some are drawing comparisons between this incident and the 2009 Air France tragedy. They occurred under somewhat similar circumstances, and the media is eager to link these recent incidents together and wring some scary significance out of them. Some commentators have noted, for instance, that both planes were built by Airbus. I understand the temptation here, but this is extremely premature, and it’s unlikely that the aircraft model played a significant role. Remember that basically half of all the commercial jetliners in the sky are Airbus models.

An even bigger red herring is the fact that the pilots made no distress call. Several news outlets have brought this up. Effectively it means nothing. Communicating with air traffic control is pretty far down the task hierarchy when dealing with an emergency. The pilots’ priority is to control the airplane and deal with whatever malfunction or urgency is at hand. Talking to ATC comes later, if it’s practical.

So, the year appears to be closing on a tragic note. That’s a shame, seeing that 2013 was the safest year in the history of modern commercial aviation. Not to sound flip, but we can’t expect every year to be the safest, and it’s important to look at the broader context. This year will be something of a correction, but over the past ten or fifteen years the rate of fatal accidents, per miles flown, has been steadily falling. The International Civil Aviation Organization (ICAO) reports that for every million flights, the chance of a crash is one-sixth what it was in 1980, even with more than double the number of planes in the air.

Whenever people bring up the less-than-stellar accident record for 2014, I remind them of how bad things used to be. In 1985, 27 — twenty seven! — serious aviation accidents killed almost 2,500 people. That included the JAL crash outside Tokyo with 520 fatalities; the Arrow Air disaster in Newfoundland that killed 240 American servicemen, and the Air-India bombing over the North Atlantic with 329 dead. Two of history’s ten worst disasters happened within two months of each other! That’s a bad year.

Headquartered in Kuala-Lumpur, Malaysia, AirAsia is the largest low-fares airline in Asia, and one of the biggest in the world. It operates about 70 aircraft, all of them A320s, on routes around Indonesia, Thailand, Malaysia and beyond. (AirAsia X is the airline’s long-haul affiliate, and operates the larger A330.) I flew AirAsia between Bangkok and Phuket a few years ago. For what it’s worth, except for a delay on the outbound leg, its operation struck me as no more or less professional than that of any other major airline.

Asia, by the way, is now the world’s biggest and busiest air travel market, having surpassed both North America and Europe.

This article originally appeared at AskThePilot.com.

SOURCE::::

http://www.businessinsider .com

Natarajan
Read more: http://www.askthepilot.com/airasia-flight-missing/#ixzz3NQpTxsKx

Message For the Day… ” Avoid contact with vices and develop attachment to Virtues …”

It is creditable if a human behaves as a human being. It is laudable if they behave as God, that they really are! But to behave as a demon or as a beast is despicable indeed! For, people were long born a mineral, died a mineral; then they promoted themselves to be born as a tree and died as a tree. Subsequently they got promoted as an animal, and finally rose to the status of a human being. This rise from one scale to another has been acknowledged by science and spiritual experience. Now alas, they are born as human and die as human. It is a greater shame if they slide into a beast or a beastly ogre. Praise is due, only if they rise to the divine status. That is real fulfilment of one’s destiny. Therefore resolve today to avoid contact with vices, develop attachment to virtues, and transmute your heart into an altar for your beloved Lord.

Sathya Sai Baba

Image of the Day…. View of Alps from Space …

View of the Alps From Space

Expedition 42 Flight Engineer Samantha Cristoforetti of the European Space Agency (ESA) took this photograph of the Alps from the International Space Station, andposted it to social media on Tuesday, Dec. 23, 2014. She wrote, “I’m biased, but aren’t the Alps from space spectacular? What a foggy day on the Po plane, though! #Italy”

Image Credit: NASA/ESA/Samantha Cristoforetti 

SOURCE:::: http://www.nasa.gov

Natarajan

Message for the Day…” When God enters your heart, demons exit your heart …”

The nature of human beings is Love (prema). You cannot survive even for a moment, when deprived of Love. It is the very breath of your life. When the six vices, to which you were attached for so long, disappear, Love will be the only occupant of your heart; but Love has to find an object, a loved one. It cannot be alone. Direct your heart full of love towards the dark-blue Divine Child, the charming Lord, who is the Embodiment of Love, Purity, Service, Sacrifice and Selflessness. Then there will be no scope for any other attachment to grow. Let this love for the Lord, step-by-step become deeper, purer and more self-denying; until at last, there is no other need for thought and the individual is merged in the Universal. When Vaasudeva, the Lord, enters the heart of man, demons have no longer a place therein. Darkness and light do not co-exist; Light removes every inch of darkness.

Sathya Sai Baba

Joke of the Day…” What did you do in Texas …” ?

One day, a cowboy rode into a Wild, Wild West town. The people in the town love to play jokes on visitors. After tying his horse to the pole outside a bar, the cowboy went in. “A cup of milk please.” he said to the bartender. After drinking, he went out, only to find his horse missing. Knowing that the villagers did it, he went back into the bar and said to everybody,” I am going to have another drink and when I finish it, I want to see my horse outside! Or else, I will have to do what I did in Texas – HERE!” The people were very frightened. When he finished his drink, he went outside and saw his horse. The villagers had put it back. Curious, the bartender asked the cowboy,” What did you do in Texas?”

The Cowboy replied,” Well, I had to walk home !!! 

SOURCE:::: http://www.joke a day.com

Natarajan

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மார்கழியின் மஹிமை …மஹாபெரியவா சொன்னது …

மார்கழி மாதத்தின் சிறப்புகள் பற்றி காஞ்சி மகாபெரியவர் சொல்வதைக் கேட்போமா!

மிருகசீரிடம் என்ற ஒரு நட்சத்திரம் இருக்கிறது. அதற்கு அடுத்த நட்சத்திரம் ஆருத்ரா எனப்படும் திருவாதிரை. “ஆருத்ரா’ என்றால் “நனைந்து’ என்று பொருள். மிருகசீரிஷத்திற்கும், திருவாதிரைக்கும் இடையில் பவுர்ணமி சந்திரன் இம்மாதத்தில் வருகிறார். ஆதலால் தான், இந்த மாதத்தை சமஸ்கிருதத்தில் “மார்க்கசீர்ஷம்’ என்று அழைக்கிறார்கள். மார்க்கசீர்ஷி என்றும் சொல்வர்.

இம்மாதத்தில் திருவாதிரை அன்று பவுர்ணமி சந்திரன் சேரும் போது, பனியுடன் கூடிய மதியின் கிரணங்களால் பூமி குளிர்கிறது. இம்மாதத்தில் தான் மேகங்கள் கருவுறுகின்றன. கோடைகாலத்தில் காய்ந்த உலகம், மார்கழியில் தாபத்தை எல்லாம் போக்கிக் கொள்கிறது.

இந்த மாதத்தில் சிவபெருமான், அம்பாள், திருமால் என்ற மூன்று ஜோதிகளாய் பிரிந்த பரம்பொருளை வழிபட வேண்டும். அதிகாலையில் இவர்களுக்கு பொங்கல் நைவேத்யம் செய்ய வேண்டும். இதனால் மனசுத்தம் ஏற்படும்.

கேரளாவில், இளம்பெண்கள் தினமும் காலை 3 மணிக்குள் எழுந்து, கையில் குருத்துகளை ஏந்தி கூட்டம் கூட்டமாக குளிரில் நடுங்கியபடியே, ஆறு குளங்களை அடைந்து நீராடி, கண்ணனின் திருஅவதாரப் பாடல்களை உயர்ந்த குரலில் பாடுவார்கள்.

இந்த மாதத்திற்கு “ஆக்ரஹாயணீயம்’ என்று நிகண்டு ஒன்றில் சொல்லப்பட்டுள்ளது.

அப்படி பார்த்தால், இதுவே வருடத்தின் முதல்மாதம் என்று ஆகிறது.

“ஹாயணீயம்’ என்றால் “வருடம்’. அக்ரம் என்றால் என்றால் “முதல்’ என்று பொருள். ஆங்கிலப் புத்தாண்டின் முதல் மாதமான ஜனவரியும், இந்த மார்கழியிலேயே பிறக்கிறது.
தேவர்களுக்கு ஆறுமாதம் பகல், ஆறுமாதம் இரவு. பகல்பொழுதின் முதல் மாதமே மார்கழி. அதுவே அவர்களுக்கு விடியற்காலை. தை மாதம் அவர்களுக்கு சூரிய உதயம். இதனால் தான் நம்முடைய மார்கழி மாதத்தின் ஒவ்வொரு நாளும், தேவர்களுக்குரிய மார்கழி மாதமும் மிகுந்த சிறப்பு பெறுகிறது.

இதன் அடிப்படையிலேயே, “”மாஸானாம் மார்க சீர்ஷோஸ்மி’ என்று பகவான் கண்ணனும் கீதையில் கூறுகிறான். அதாவது மாதங்களில் நான் மார்கழி என்றும், அதுவே சிறந்த மாதம் என்றும் பொருள்படுகிறது. இதனால் தான் தோழியருடன் ஆண்டாள் திருப்பாவை பாடி, இந்த மாதத்தில் நோன்பிருந்தாள். மாணிக்கவாசகரின் திருவெம்பாவை இந்த மாதத்தில் பாடப்படுகிறது.

இந்த மாதத்தின் புனித நாட்கள் திருவாதிரையும், மகாவியதிபாதமும் ஆகும். இந்நாட்களில் சிவாலயங்களில் அபிஷேக ஆராதனை நடக்கும். அன்று தீர்த்தக்கரைகளுக்குச் சென்று முன்னோர்களுக்கு தர்ப்பணம் செய்ய வேண்டும். இந்த அனுஷ்டானத்தால், நமது பித்ருக்களுக்கு (முன்னோர்) விசேஷ திருப்தி ஏற்படுகிறது. மேலும், அகம்பாவ தோஷம் அழிவதுடன், பேராசையால் ஏற்பட்ட தோஷமும் போய்விடுகிறது.

Read more: http://periva.proboards.com/thread/8404/#ixzz3NGs3c36i

SOURCE:::: http://www.periva proboards.com

Natarajan

How This Hoax About Space, Fooled Over One Million Facebook Users …!!!

Levitation floating drifting jump

If you’ve been paying attention on Facebook recently, you might have noticed a friend or two sharing a story about a phenomenon that would supposedly be happening in early January of 2015.

“Strange natural occurrences are happening in the world today. But nothing more magnificent than the one you will experience on January 4, 2015,” Daily Buzz Live’s story reads. “According to British astronomer Patrick Moore, at exactly 9:47 PST AM on January 4th, Pluto will pass directly behind Jupiter, in relation to Earth.”

The story, from Daily Buzz Live, stated that there would be a once-in-a-lifetime planetary alignment where Pluto would pass directly behind Jupiter, which would counteract Earth’s gravity for a short period of time, rendering everyone on the planet briefly weightless.

Sounds cool right? Sounds maybe a bit unbelievable?

If you saw this story and were sceptical, you had every right to be: it’s just not true.

The Daily Dot did a really great job at debunking this hoax that was shared over one million times on Facebook.

“If planetary alignments ever caused worldwide weightlessness, they would likely have heard about it more than a few weeks before the next one. They would likely have read about in their high-school science textbooks,” Aaron Sankin of The Daily Dot writes.

The Daily Dot continues,

Anyone who did a simple Google search for the Jovian-Plutonian Gravitational Effect would have found its Wikipedia page and learned from its first sentence that this particular scam has been repeated ad nauseam for four decades.

Wikipedia

The story is fake, and Daily Buzz Live often posts fake stories, much like The Onion. But the difference is that The Onion is 100% satirical, while Daily Buzz Live publishes real stories alongside its fake stories.

“On Daily Buzz Live, meanwhile, the real and the unreal are intermingled, with no labels separating them. The planetary alignment story sits next to stories about factual events like “8 Photos Of Shocking Police Brutality On Peaceful Protesters and Civilians” and “Horrific Racist Song About Michael Brown At Charity Event ‘And He’s Dead, Dead, Michael Brown’“” The Daily Dot reports. “These are pieces that wouldn’t be out of place on real viral news sites.”

Meanwhile back on Facebook, the story is getting hundreds of thousands of shares, complete with this photo of what looks like a tweet from NASA.

Daily Buzz Live

The tweet, like the story, is fake and was created on a site called LemmeTweetThatForYou.com, says The Daily Dot. 

So what happens to a publication when its satirical story, in an attempt to be passed off as real, ends up going massively viral on the world’s largest social network?

The answer is, absolutely nothing. But before you share a story that seems too good, or too bizarre to be true, it’s best to make sure that it actually is.

SOURCE::::Caroline  Moss in http://www.businessinsider.com.au

Natartajan

Message for the Day…” The Primary Wealth of a Man is Divine Love …”

Everyone should treat whatever happens to them as gifts from God. Pleasure and pain should be treated alike as Divine gifts. There is a unique joy in this process. In daily life we tend to treat defeat, loss or grief as calamities. But nothing occurs in the world without a cause. Hunger is the cause for eating. Thirst is the cause for drinking. Difficulties are the cause of sorrow. If you would like to enjoy enduring happiness, you must discover the source of such happiness. That source is love(prema). There is nothing greater than love in this world. Everything has a price. The price to be paid for enduring happiness is Divine Love. The primary wealth for man is Love. Everyone should seek to acquire this wealth. With this wealth anyone can enjoy enduring bliss.

Sathya Sai Baba

Image of the Day…Sliding or Moving Stone In Death Valley…

The Racetrack, Death Valley National Park

A famous Death Valley sliding stone. The movement of these stones – and their long tracks across the desert floor – are an old mystery that’s now been solved.

A sliding stone at Death Valley's famous Racetrack Playa.  Cat Connor captured this photo on Christmas Day - December 25, 2014.  Visit Cat Connor's website.

Cat Connor captured this beautiful image of a sliding (or sailing or slithering) stone at Death Valley’s famous Racetrack Playa on Christmas Day – December 25, 2014. These stones are known to leave tracks in the desert floor. They clearly do move, but, until recently, no one knew what caused their movement. Want to know? Click here to find out and see a video of the sliding stones in motion.

What causes Death Valley’s sliding stones to move?

Sliding rock tracks, via PLOS ONE.