Joke for the Day… ” I will come up and see….” !!!

Three sisters of age 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together.

One night the 96 year old draws a bath, puts her foot in and pauses.

She yells down the stairs, “Was I getting in or out of the bath?”

old woman

The 94 year old yells back, “I don’t know, I’ll come up and see.”

She starts up the stairs and pauses, then she yells, “Was I going up the stairs or coming down?”

The 92 year old was sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters.

She shakes her head and says, “I sure hope I never get that forgetful.” She knocks on wood for good measure.

She then yells, “I’ll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who’s at the door.”

Source…..www.ba-bamail.com

Natarajan

Joke of the Day…” Power of Money…”

Power of Money!
5 years back when I went to temple, it was written : “Mobile Phones Prohibited”.
2 years back it was changed as : “Keep your mobile switched off”.
Last year it was changed as “Keep your mobile in Silent mode”.
Yesterday when I went, it is changed as:
“If you wish to take a Selfie with Lord/Idol, please pay Rs.50 at the Counter “
Source……….unknown….input from a friend of mine
natarajan

At 94, This Man is Trying to Get Mangaluru’s Traffic in Order…….

At 94, This Man is Trying to Get Mangaluru's Traffic in Order

94-year-old Joe Gonsalves has been appointed Chief Traffic Warden for Mangaluru

October 1 is observed as World Elders Day – but for some, age is clearly just a number – and no reason to take the foot off the accelerator and apply the brakes. Meet Joe Gonsalves, a spry 94-year-old – and he plans to get the traffic of Mangaluru into some kind of order. He has volunteered to work with the traffic police in his home town to set up a Traffic Warden Squad.

“I have been driving for the last 75 years in Mangalore city. It was a pleasure to drive. I realised there is a radical difference in traffic from what I knew then and what it is today. Very often people tend to criticize what the traffic department is doing. But have we asked a question to ourselves, what are we doing about it? Pointing a finger at anyone is very easy but we should not be on fault-finding missions but on fact-finding missions. Then we will find an answer,” Mr Gonsalves told NDTV.

Mr Gonsalves has been appointed Chief Traffic Warden for the city after choosing to be the change he wanted to see.

AC Vinay, a corporator, is impressed. “This is an indication to youth and other citizens of Mangalore city to join with Gonsalves,” he said

“I am not working alone. I am working with the department coordinating their efforts at the same time providing them with manpower to the best of my ability. We directed our attention to colleges… We told students their role was not just to study and get degrees but to reach out to people. We told them the best way is to try and avoid road accidents and deaths. It is my turn to return something to Mangalore and the people of Mangalore,” Mr Gonzalves said.

The members of the new Traffic Warden Squad will have a marvelous example to follow. As will all of us.

Source…www.ndtv.com

Natarajan

Something Sweet to Start Your Day With a Smile …!!!

Classic Comedy: The Marx Brothers’ Famous Mirror Scene

Considered one of the cornerstone sketches of comedy, this mirror sketch by the Marx Brothers, uses their similar looks to set up a hilarious and cleverly-made scene, you’ll never forget.

Source….www.ba-bamail.com and http://www.youtube.com

Natarajan

” We Are not Special…But Limited Edition …”

We, the people born between 1940-1970…are the  blessed ones…We are the awesome people… Our life  is a living proof……….
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> 👉We were never treated like  a pack of animals to carry  our books to school.
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> 👉While playing and riding bicycle, we never bothered to  wear helmets.
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>  👉After school time we played until its dusk but never  watched t-world (TV) by locking up ourselves in a room.
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> 👉We played only with our real friends, not  with NET friends.
> 👉 If we ever felt thirsty, we used to drink tap water but  never searched for bottled water.
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> 👉We never got ill even after sharing the same juice with  four friends.
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> 👉We were never put on weight even after eating plate full > of sweets and rice everyday.
>  👉Nothing happened to our feet even after roaming bare  foot.
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> 👉We never used any health supplements to keep ourselves  healthy.
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>  👉We used to create our own toys and play with them.
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>  👉Our parents were not rich, they never ran behind money  and wealth. They just searched for and gave only love.. not  any worldly materials.
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>  👉We stayed nearby to them so that they can communicate  with us. Just one word by them was enough to communicate.  hence we never required any mobile phones to communicate.
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>  👉We never visited doctor when we got ill but the doctor  visited us during our illness.
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>  👉We never used to share our emotions just by  emoticons inmobile phones.
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>  👉We used to listen to the truth and voice of our  conscience and used to write those things only in the  letters, hence we never used to change our words.
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>  👉We never had cellphones, DVDs, Play stations, XBoxes,  video games, Personal computers, internet, chat but we had  many real friends.

👉We used to visit our friend’s home uncalled and  enjoyed food with them. We never had to call them and ask  their permission to visit their home.
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>  👉Relatives were near to us so our hearts and souls were  happy. Hence we never required any insurance policy.
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>  👉We may have been in Black and White photos  but you can find good colourful memories in those  photos……..
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>  🌹🌹🌹🌹Last is the  ultimate🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
>  👉  We are a unique and the most understanding  generation, because we are the last generation who listened  to their parents….  and also the first which have to listen to their children.
>  We are not special, but  LIMITED EDITION

Source…. Input from a friend of mine….

Natarajan

 

5 Things you Need to know about India’s First Space Observatory…

This mission will study astronomical phenomena, puts India in select group of nations

Astrosat is compared to NASA’s Hubble telescope. Photograph: ISRO

The Indian Space Research Organisation on Monday successfully launched the Astrosat satellite. Through this launch, India has joined a select group of countries that have their own space observatory satellite.

Here are five things you need to know about Astrosat.

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This is India’s first attempt at setting up an observatory in space, a place from where it can study cosmological phenomena.
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The mission is aimed at obtaining data that will help in a better understanding of the universe. The mission is to study astronomical phenomena. Astrosat is carrying five payloads, including an ultraviolet imaging telescope.
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Astrosat is generally described as India’s version of the Hubble telescope that NASA had put in space in 1990.

But experts say it is not right to call Astrosat India’s Hubble, as the NASA version is 10 times heavier than Astrosat and is said to cost $2.5 billion, while India’s satellite costs around Rs 180 crore.

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Astrosat will put ISRO in a very exclusive club of nations that have space-based observatories. Only the United States, European Space Agency, Japan and Russia have such observatories in space..
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For the third time an Indian rocket will be launching seven satellites in a single mission. In 2008, ISRO had launched 10 satellites in one go, including India’s Cartosate-2A satellite.

 

Source….www.rediff.com

Natarajan

Message for the Day….” What is the Path to Freedom and Happiness…”

Some people hold the opinion that being employed is bondage, while sitting at home without any specific work is freedom! This is a sign of lack of intelligence. When employed in a job, one obeys their superiors. In the same way, being at home, can anyone escape the demands and compulsions of the family? Even when you are amidst your friends, can you avoid the necessity of acting according to their fancy? Hence, understand that all life is a prison; the differences are merely in the types of imprisonment! You will feel it this way as long as the attitude of identifying yourself with the body is there. On the other hand, the liberated ones will trample down their egoism, discriminate sensual pleasure from real happiness, and perform their duties. They will use duty (Karma) as an aid to help in the destruction of the ego. This is the path to freedom and happiness.

Sathya Sai Baba

Something for you to start your day with a Smile ….

I Wanted You to Smile, So I Sent You This Video!

Do you want a few minutes of uninterrupted happiness? Then take a minute to enjoy the company of the cutest, furriest little golden labrador puppies. They are so full of life, love and happiness, it’s impossible not to catch it.

Source……www.ba-bamail.com

Natarajan

 

ISRO Creates History. Launches India’s First Space Observatory – ASTROSAT ….

ISRO has successfully launched India’s first dedicated multi wavelength space observatory – ASTROSAT, which is meant to observe distant celestial objects and to gain a more detailed understanding of our universe.

Right after celebrating the completion of Mangalyaan’s first year in the Martian orbit, the Indian Space Research Organization has set yet another milestone today. ISRO got its name etched in the scientific history of the India with the launch of the country’s first dedicated multi wavelength space observatory – ASTROSAT.

A 50-hour countdown for the launch of the scientific satellite began at 8 am on Saturday.

And the final launch took place at 10 am today from the Satish Dhawan Space Centre in Sriharikota, Andhra Pradesh. –

Source: Twitter

ASTROSAT is an astronomy observatory, a place from where India can study different cosmological phenomena. It is meant to observe distant celestial objects and to gain a more detailed understanding of our universe.

The speciality of ASTROSAT is that with just a single satellite, it enables simultaneous multi-wavelength observations of many astronomical elements.

The 1,513-kg satellite, estimated to have cost around Rs. 180 crore, was launched by PSLV-C30 into a 650 km orbit inclined at an angle of 6 degree to the equator. This is the 31st flight of India’s Polar Satellite Launch Vehicle (PSLV), and six small satellites of three foreign countries have also been launched along with ASTROSAT. It is for the first time that the PSLV launcher, which has lifted 45 small and mid-sized foreign satellites till date, is carrying four US Nano satellites. The other satellites are from Canada and Indonesia.

The spacecraft control centre at Mission Operations Complex (MOX) of ISRO Telemetry, Tracking and Command Network (ISTRAC) at Bangalore will manage the satellite during its mission life.

While most of ISRO’s spacecraft are for specific applications such as communication, Earth observation and navigation, this is one among the few scientific satellites launched by the country. According to the official release by ISRO, missions of ASTROSAT include the following:

  • To understand high energy processes in binary star systems containing neutron stars and black holes
  • Estimate magnetic fields of neutron stars
  • Study star birth regions and high energy processes in star systems lying beyond our galaxy
  • Detect new briefly bright X-ray sources in the sky
  • Perform a limited deep field survey of the Universe in the Ultraviolet region

ASTROSAT has five payloads which rely on the visible, Ultraviolet and X-rays coming from distant celestial sources.

ASTROSAT in clean room before its integration with PSLV-C30 –

They will gather data for the better understanding of various astrophysical processes occurring in our universe, and will send it to the ground station at MOX. This data will then be processed and distributed by the Indian Space Science Data Centre (ISSDC). While most scientific satellites can observe a narrow range of wavelength band, ASTROSAT will observe universe in the optical, ultraviolet, low and high energy X-ray regions of the electromagnetic spectrum. All major astronomy institutions and some universities in India will also participate in these observations.

The types and functions of the payloads as described by ISRO are as follows:

The Ultraviolet Imaging Telescope (UVIT, capable of observing the sky in the Visible, Near Ultraviolet and Far Ultraviolet regions of the electromagnetic spectrum

Large Area X-ray Proportional Counter (LAXPC, is designed for study the variations in the emission of X-rays from sources like X-ray binaries, Active Galactic Nuclei and other cosmic sources.

Soft X-ray Telescope (SXT) is designed for studying how the X-ray spectrum of 0.3-8 keV range coming from distant celestial bodies varies with time.

Cadmium Zinc Telluride Imager (CZTI), functioning in the X-ray region, extends the capability of the satellite to sense X-rays of high energy in 10-100 keV range.

Scanning Sky Monitor(SSM),is intended to scan the sky for long term monitoring of bright X-ray sources in binary stars, and for the detection and location of sources that become bright in X-rays for a short duration of time.

CONGRATULATIONS @isro! PSLV-C30 successfully launches #ASTROSAT into the orbit. pic.twitter.com/3PlK5BLZWR

— Doordarshan National (@DDNational) September 28, 2015

Source……..Tanaya Singh…www.the better india .com

Natarajan