
An old soul, and a new one.

If you can’t beat’em, join’em.

“Thanks for the present, mom.”

Please… tell me who’s cuter.

You’re supposed to head the ball, not the dog

The stare of one who cares. Aww.
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Referee – Why are you not running…?
Alia – My number is 4
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Varun: how many apples can you eat on an empty stomach?
Alia: I can eat 6 apples.
Varun: Wrong. you can eat only 1 apple on empty stomach bcoz when you eat the 2nd apple tht’s not an empty stomach!
Alia: Wow superb joke I’ll tell my friend…
Alia to Shraddha: how many apples you can eat on an empty stomach ?
Shraddha: I can eat 10
Aliya: Pagal.. 6 bolti to mast joke sunati!! 😰😜😫😂
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Bank: Humara bank aapko bina interest ke loan de raha hai….
Alia : Agar dene mein interest hi nahi hai tho kyu de rahe ho? Nahi chahiye….
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Once there was a mirror that killed anyone who lied..
FRENCH : I think I dont smoke (died)
AMERICAN : I think I love my wife (died)
ALIA: I think.. (died)😄😄😄
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Alia and varun dhawan are walking on a road, and they find a 1000 rupee note lying.
Alia reading newspaper..
News:
“Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump”
Alia comments:
Idiot !!
Who told him to wear gold medal while jumping
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Alia independence day ke liye Indian flag lene gayi..
Flag dekh kar Alia ne kuch kaha…
jisey sunkar dukaanwaala behosh ho gaya…
Guess what did Alia say ?
‘Isme aur colour dikhao’!!!
A 96-year-old woman , who has been teaching yoga for 56 years, has claimed that she “likes to dance and do yoga”.
The teacher Tao Porchon Lynch, who currently lives in Westchester County, New York, keeps a positive attitude and said that nothing was impossible, since one could do whatever one wanted to, the Daily Express reported.
Lynch, who was born at the end of the First World War in 1918 and was forbidden from practicing yoga through her early years due to male dominance, added that she loved to dance, to do the Argentinian tango, to do the Paso Doble, all Latin dancing, and all smooth waltzes and fox trot.
Brenda Boulas, a 70-year-old retired nurse, who is a student of the oldest yoga teacher, said that Lynch, who stays active despite having a full hip replacement and had recently suffering a broken wrist, was the “epitome of strength”
Pl click the following links too for identical Stories of Two other Ladies who practice Yoga and teach Yoga at the age 90 plus !!!
https://natarajank.com/2013/01/18/worlds-oldest-yoga-teacher-98-yrs/
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One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, ”How much is the yellow one?”
The assistant says, ”$2000.” The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it’s so expensive. The assistant explains, ”This parrot is a very special one. He knows typewriting and can type really fast.”
”What about the green one?” the man asks.
The assistant says, ”He costs $5000 because he knows typewriting and can answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes.”
”What about the red one?” the man asks.
The assistant says, ”That one’s $10,000.”
The man says, ”What does HE do?”
The assistant says, ”I don’t know, but the other two call him boss.”
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To surprise her husband, an executive’s wife stopped by his office.
When she opened the door, she found him with his secretary sitting in his lap.
Without hesitating, he dictated, “And in conclusion, gentlemen, budget cuts or no budget cuts, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair.”
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Bill Gates goes to purgatory.
St. Peter says, “Now Bill, you have done some good things, and you have done some bad things. Now I am going to let you decide where you want to go”.
First, St. Peter shows Bill an image of Hell with beautiful women running on beaches. Then, St Peter shows Bill an image of Heaven with robed angels playing harps on clouds.
Bill chooses Hell.
About a week later, St. Peter checks in on Bill in Hell and finds him being whipped by demons.
Bill says to St. Peter, “What happened to all the beautiful women and the beaches?”
St. Peter replies, “That was just the screen saver.”
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Manager: Do you know anything about this fax-machine?
Staff: A little. What’s wrong sir?
Manager: Well, I sent a fax, and the recipient called back to say all she received was a blank page. I tried it again, and the same thing happened.
Staff: How did you load the sheet?
Manager: I didn’t want anyone else to read it by accident, so I folded it so only the recipient would open it and read it.
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