Just For Laugh ….!!!

My Job Search!

1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory,  but I got canned. Just couldn’t concentrate.
2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, But just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe.
3. After that, I tried being a Tailor,
 but wasn’t suited for it — mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
starbucks
4. Next, I tried working in Starbucks,
But I had to quit because it was the same old grind.
5. Then, I tried being a Chef – figured it would add a little spice to my life,  but just didn’t have the thyme.
6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker,
but any way I sliced it…. I couldn’t cut the mustard.
7. My best job was a Musician,
but eventually found I wasn’t noteworthy.
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8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor,
      but didn’t have any patience.
9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory.
   Tried hard but just didn’t fit in.
10.  I became a Professional Fisherman,
but discovered I couldn’t live on my net income.
11. I managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance company ,
       but the work was just too draining.
12.. So then I got a job in a Workout Centre,
 but they said I wasn’t fit for the job…
13. After many years of trying to find steady work,  I finally got a job as a Historian – until I realized there was no future in it..
14. My last job was when I tried working in a Muffler Factory,
but that was too exhausting.
 SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT 
 
retired

   
AND I FOUND I’M PERFECT FOR THE JOB! 

SOURCE:::: http://www.ba-bamail.com

Natarajan

 

Do you Know That the Largest Air Evacuation in History was done by India …?

When thousands of Indians were stuck in Kuwait during Gulf war, the Indian government executed the world’s largest air evacuation mission ever. The operation continued for almost two months and managed to airlift over 1,70,000 Indians. Here is all you need to know about the amazing effort!

Air India might be largely known today for delayed flights and poor service. But did you know that the largest air evacuation in the history of mankind was executed by the much aligned national airline of India? In 1990, the Indian government airlifted over 1,70,000 Indians from Kuwait with help of 488 flights in just 59 days. Air India entered into Guinness Book of World Records for the civil airline that had evacuated the most people till date.

Why the evacuation?

During the Gulf war in 1990, when Saddam Hussain invaded Kuwait, the Iraqis took over the city in a few hours leaving the entire country in a state of terror. This included the fairly significant Indian community there as well. While the Kuwaiti royal family escaped to Saudi Arabia, the general population suffered great tragedies and loss. The responsibility came on the Indian government to safely evacuate the Indian community from Kuwait and hence, the largest air evacuation mission took shape.

“We did not use the word ‘condemn’ in our statement [about the Iraqi attack], for two reasons: one, we were concerned about our nationals there; second, we still believed that there was some scope for a negotiated solution to the problem. We were keen to play a role. If we condemned the development openly, it would have been difficult for us to deal with Iraq,” said K.P. Fabian, former Ambassador of India who was head of the Gulf Division of the Ministry of External Affairs during the First Gulf War.

What made it difficult?

Evacuating the Indian community from Kuwait was not an easy task. People were not ready to leave behind everything they had spent their entire lives earning in Kuwait. They underestimated the gravity of the situation and were reluctant to leave their well-settled lives.

Also, many people living there did not have valid travel papers as they had handed them over to their employers who were either missing or dead.

“Meanwhile, another problem was brewing. One set of Air India crew was stranded in Kuwait, having flown in a flight earlier. The Air India pilots and staff threatened that unless we got this crew out, they would ground the flights. The threat was indeed serious. As per Ministry of Overseas Indians (MOIA) annual report 2012-13, there are over 25 million overseas Indians across the globe and whenever need arises, it is the government’s responsibility to bring back the country’s citizens safely. Not only just the evacuation during Gulf war, Indian government has successfully executed many such missions. It was decided that the Foreign Minister should go to Baghdad and Kuwaitand urgently arrange repatriation of our nationals” said Fabian.

Also, Indian people took shelter in various schools and other buildings in various parts of Amman. They had to travel from various places to the Amman airport. It could not be predicted when these people would arrive and due to this, flights got delayed a lot. The crew had to stay on duty for a much longer time than the stipulated duty hours which created a lot of tiffs.

How did they do it?

Indian government officials went to Kuwait to meet Saddam Hussain and get him on board the arranged repatriation of Indian nationals.

“We conveyed our official viewpoint and also our plans to evacuate our nationals. He listened to our views and repeated his known position, and agreed to facilitate the repatriation of our nationals,” said Fabian.

As the help reached on August 14 (12 days after the invasion had taken place), Indian citizens were angry as they were expecting a quicker intervention by the Indian government. But, the then Foreign Minister I.K. Gujral quickly brought the crowd under control and in no time had them shouting “Bharat Mata ki Jai”.

Initially, a few military aircrafts were arranged to evacuate the elderly, women and children. But due to a lengthy air space clearance procedure, this did not seem like a feasible solution. So the government turned to Air India for assistance.

You should have seen us. We were operating out of a hotel room in Amman with very little space and carrying out all our operations from there,” MP Mascarenhas, who organised the operation as the airline’s regional director in the Gulf & Middle East, told Scroll.

The Indian Air Force deployed its IL 76 aircraft for a steady communication link between Kuwait and Delhi government officials. The situation was severe and required immediate help and attention. The Kerala government came forward and dispatched food items for the Indian nationals in Kuwait.

“My suggestion was that we needed to first pick up mothers with babies, other children, women, sick and old people. And also, on the basis of some kind of distributive justice, we needed to select people from every region,” said Fabian.

There were far more people to be evacuated than expected. But, the coordination and team work of the people on the mission managed to evacuate all the Indian nationals out of the country. There was also a Pakistani Airline crew stranded in Kuwait and they wished to be evacuated by Indian aircrafts. On humanitarian grounds, the Indian officials agreed.

The successful operation that started on August 14 1990, continued for almost 2 months and created history, finally coming to an end on October 11.

Other notable achievements

This was not the only successful evacuation and heroic act by the Indian government. “Operation Sukoon” in 2006 by the Indian Navy was another great operation to evacuate Indian, Sri Lankan and Nepalese nationals, as well as Lebanese nationals with Indian spouses, from the conflict zone during the 2006 Lebanon War. Four naval ships – INS Mumbai, INS Betwa and INS Brahmaputra and oil tanker INS Shakti – executed the successful operation.

Another successful evacuation “Operation Blossom” took place in 2011 when mass protests against the military broke out in Libya. Around 8,000 Indians were evacuated with help from Indian Navy’s INS Jalashwa (an amphibious transport dock ship) and a destroyer INS Mysore – both these ships together could carry around 1,200 people at one go – and the fleet tanker the INS Aditya.

The Indian government has time and again proved that it leaves no stone unturned in bringing back its people safely to the country in times of distress anywhere in the world. Kudos to all the heroes who have showed immense courage and humanity in the toughest of times.

– See more at: http://www.thebetterindia.com/15179/heres-need-know-largest-air-evacuation-history-india/#sthash.53OtJbOP.dpuf

SOURCE:::: http://www.the betterindia.com

Natarajan

Flying Mega -Yacht …. Nicest Plane Ever !!!

(Photo: Greenpoint)(Photo: Greenpoint)

TSA guards with cold hands who insist on patting you down. Babies who spend the entire flight screaming in a piercing five-octave range. Flight delays so long you actually could have saved time walking.

All of those indignities we would happily bear, if only we could take all of our flights on this plane.

A ridiculously tricked-out Boeing 747-8, whose interior was refurbished by Washington-based Greenpoint Technologies, has just been delivered to an unidentified private owner. According to the Robb Report, it’s the first Boeing 747-8 (which is Boeing’s largest passenger jet) to receive Greenpoint’s VIP treatment.  And it is stunningly luxurious.

 

While Greenpoint hasn’t released many details about what Luxury Launches calls a “flying mega-yacht,” its website is full of digital art that give a hint as to what you’ll find aboard. It includes:

A conference room from which you and your enforcers can plot world domination:

(Photo: Greenpoint)(Photo: Greenpoint)

A luxurious office from which you can call everyone you’ve ever known and brag about your new plane:

(Photo: Greenpoint)(Photo: Greenpoint)

A master bedroom so large that allows you to scoff at the lie-flat first class seats in which “the paupers” are forced to recline:

(Photo: Greenpoint)(Photo: Greenpoint)

A pair of airy and spacious lounge areas in which to sit down with a drink and contemplate how awesome your life is that you can fly on a plane like this:

(Photo: Greenpoint)(Photo: Greenpoint)

How much does a flying palace like this cost? No one’s saying. But the Boeing 747-8, the world’s largest passenger jet, goes for about $350 million and the price tag for this VIP customization has been ball-parked at an additional $250 million

But if you have the means, this is just the plane to make you love flying again — where the worst part of the flight would be having to land.

SOURCE:::::  www.in.news.yahoo.com

Natarajan

Message For the Day….” Difference Between Happiness and Bliss…”

Happiness generally relates to bodily comforts and is transient. Such temporary pleasure comes to us for a few moments but very soon plunges us into deep sorrow. But the kind of bliss that one gets through the Soul (Atma) is permanent, pure and selfless. Hence spiritual education (Brahma Vidya)advocates that love must be cultivated for love’s sake only. You must not express love to merely obtain material benefits. If love is showered to win temporary benefits, then it will last for a very short time only. Divine Atmasymbolises eternal truth and is permanent. Therefore Prema attached to Atmawill be true and permanent. This infinite love and eternal truth is present in every being (jīva). If we focus on developing love and truth for its own sake, then we will experience bliss supreme. That is why the Upanishads advocate Selfless Love as ‘Satyasya satyaṃ’ or the Truth of truths. 

Sathya Sai Baba

 

Some Postings in Face Book…. Who Wants It Really … !!!!

With great power comes great electricity bill and too much information about what others are doing and too many feeds on your Facebook wall. So much for digitization that you actually know the color of your friend’s pet dog’s vomit or the last time they bought a water bottle.!!!

Here are few Posts found in FB … As per an analysis …

No offence meant for anybody !!!….

Where they are going out for lunch….

Eating pani puri with tinku, minku, chinku and rinku.  !!!

What they ate last night for dinner…

That awkward moment when you read that people are having dinner with their family, at home.!!!

What’s the color of nail polish that they are wearing today ….

Yes girls, Facebook wasn’t meant for this.!!!

 

Their extreme Photoshop skills…

So much, so that you won’t recognize them  in person.!!!

 

. Birthday of their car/ cycle/ laptop/ mobile phone/ dogs….!!!

 

How much they love people who live in the same house…

Seriously. STOP !!!

 

What they dreamt last night….!!!

 

What song they are listening to…

You know what, it’s not your fault actually. One should totally blame Facebook for adding a feature like that.!!!!

Which movie/ serial that they are watching…

XYZ watching Sasural Simar Ka

Which level they crossed on Candy Crush….

On the great green God’s earth, who invented that? !!!

SOURCE:::: http://www.storypick.com

Natarajan

 

 

 

 

 

How an 11 Year old Girl got to Name the Planet Pluto … !!!

An 11-year-old British girl is responsible naming the planet Pluto, the once ninth planet of our solar system, after her grandfather read about the dwarf planet’s discovery at the family breakfast table.

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The girl, Venetia Burney, recalled the event in an interview with NASA in 2006,

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“I think it was on March the 14th, 1930 and I was having breakfast with my mother and my grandfather. And my grandfather read out at breakfast the great news and said he wondered what it would be called. And for some reason, I after a short pause, said, “Why not call it Pluto?” I did know, I was fairly familiar with Greek and Roman legends from various children’s books that I had read, and of course I did know about the solar system and the names the other planets have. And so I suppose I just thought that this was a name that hadn’t’t been used. And there it was. The rest was entirely my grandfather’s work.”

Burney’s grandfather, Falconer Madan, the ex-head librarian at the Bodleian at Oxford, was so pleased by his granddaughter’s proposed name that he suggested it to Herbert Hall Turner, a retired astronomer who held the title of Astronomer Royal.

Turner immediately wired the idea to American astronomers at Lowell Observatory. The planet was officially named a in May 1930.

 

Despite many rumors that Burney named the planet Pluto after the Greek god of the underworld or that the first two letter “PL” are in honor of Percival Lowell, the founder of Lowell Observatory, Burney seems to have named the planet Pluto because it sounded good to her. “I just thought it was a name that hadn’t been used so far, and might be an obvious one to have,” Burney told NASA.

There was also a rumor that the planet was named after Pluto the dog because both, the cartoon and the planet, came out in 1930. However, Pluto the dog was originally named Rover in 1930. It wasn’t until 1931 that the beloved cartoon dog took the name Pluto, meaning that the dog took the name of the planet.
This article originally appeared at Modern Notion. Copyright 2015. Follow Modern Notion on Twitter
Read more: http://modernnotion.com/little-girl-named-pluto/#ixzz3SELJkgOQ

SOURCE::::

http://www.businessinsider.com

Natarajan

Joke for the Day…

An old man decides to go into town one day to run some errands. On the way back, his wife calls his cell phone.

“Look out honey, I just saw on the news that there’s a car driving the wrong way on the interstate.”

“Not just one car, they all are!”

………………………………………

After a hard day of drilling, the drill sergeant let the troops go.

“All right, you idiots, report to the mess hall.”

Everybody walked away, sweating and their heads down, thankful for the end of the hard day.

Only one private remained.

He looked at the officer and sincerely said, “Boy, there sure were a lot of them, huh, sarge.”

SOURCE::::: http://www.joke a day.com

Natarajan

Cardamom…. A Best Antacid …

Cardamom fights against gas. It helps to relieve gas and heart burn.
Cardamom gives instant relief from the headache. (Applying the paste over forehead gives the relief.)
Health benefits of cardamom
Cardamom is useful for the protection against heat stroke. One should chew a cardamom while going outside home in sun.
Aromatic cardamom acts as breath freshener because of its fragrance.
Cardamom is very good refinement spice against caffeine. (Detoxifies caffeine).
Useful in various kinds of respiratory disorders. In sore throat beneficial.
Cardamom also helps in asthma and whooping-cough. Make a paste by adding cardamom powder and honey.
Regular use of this mixture will give you relief from asthma and whooping-cough.
Cardamom helps in the stimulation and regulation process of discharge of gastric juices and balances stomach acids.
Cardamom helps greatly to cure teeth gum and tooth infections.
Cardamom supports the detoxification process of the body and helps to filter the entire body.
Cardamom is useful in the problems of urinating. You just have to eat cardamom added in to amla, curd, or honey.
Cardamom warms the respiratory tract and by doing this, it increases the circulation to the lungs.
It helps those suffering from stomach cramps (cardamom +long pepper clarified butter).
Cardamom is a boon for vocalists as it helps in improving voice.It is one of the antidepressant in Ayurveda.
Good remedy in vomiting. Cardamom’s aroma has encouraging effects on the nervous system.
It gives healthy feelings during the period of weakness.
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ஏலக்காயில் காணப்படும் எளிதில் ஆவியாகும் எண்ணெய்களான போர்னியோல், கேம்பர், பைனின், ஹீயமுலீன், கெரியோ பில்லென், கார்வோன், யூகேலிப்டோல், டெர்பினின், சேபினின் ஆகியவற்றின் காரணமாக அதில் அரிய மருத்துவ குணங்கள் நிரம்பி உள்ளன. அவை…

* குழந்தைகளுக்கு வாந்தி ஏற்பட்டால் இரண்டு ஏலக்காய்களை பொடியாக்கி, அந்தப் பொடியை தேனில் குழைத்து குழந்தையின் நாக்கில் மூன்று வேளை தடவினாலே போதும். வாந்தி உடனே நின்று விடும்.

* ஜலதோஷத்தால் பாதிக்கப்பட்டு மூக்கடைப்பில் அவதிப்படும் குழந்தைகளுக்கும் ஏலக்காய் தகுந்த நிவாரணம் தருகிறது. நான்கைந்து ஏலக்காய்களை நெருப்பில் போட்டு, அந்தப் புகையை குழந்தைகள் சுவாசித்தாலே மூக்கடைப்பு உடனே திறந்து கொள்ளும்.

* மன அழுத்தப் பிரச்சினை உள்ளவர்கள், ‘ஏலக்காய் டீ’ குடித்தால் இயல்பு நிலைக்கு வருவார்கள். டீத் தூள் குறைவாகவும், ஏலக்காய் அதிகமாகவும் சேர்த்து டீ தயாரிக்கும்போது வெளிவரும் இனிமையான நறுமணத்தை நுகர்வதாலும், அந்த டீயைக் குடிப்பதால் ஏற்படும் புத்துணர்வை அனுபவிப்பதாலும் மன அழுத்தம் சட்டென்று குறைகிறது.

* நா வறட்சி, வாயில் உமிழ்நீர் ஊறுதல், வெயிலில் அதிகம் வியர்ப்பதால் ஏற்படும் தலைவலி, வாந்தி, குமட்டல், நீர்ச்சுருக்கு, மார்புச்சளி, செரிமானக் கோளாறு ஆகிய பிரச்சினைகளுக்கு ஏலக்காயை வாயில் போட்டு மென்றாலே நிவாரணம் பெற முடியும். அதேநேரம், ஏலக்காயை அதிகமாக, அடிக்கடி வாயில் போட்டு மெல்லுவது நல்லதல்ல.

* வெயிலில் அதிகம் அலைந்தால் தலைசுற்றல், மயக்கம் ஏற்படும். இதற்கு நான்கைந்து ஏலக்காய்களை நசுக்கி, அரை டம்ளர் தண்ணீரில் போட்டு, கஷாயமாகக் காய்ச்சி, அதில் சிறிது பனை வெல்லம் போட்டு குடித்தால் தலைசுற்றல் உடனே நீங்கும். மயக்கமும் மாயமாய் மறைந்துவிடும்.

* விக்கலால் அவதிப்படுவோர் இரண்டு ஏலக்காய்களை நசுக்கி, அத்துடன் நான்கைந்து புதினா இலைகளைப் போட்டு, அரை டம்ளர் தண்ணீரில் நன்கு காய்ச்சி வடிகட்டி, மிதமான சூட்டில் இந்தக் கஷாயத்தைக் குடித்தாலே போதும்.

* வாய்வுத் தொல்லையால் அவதிப்படுவோர் ஏலக்காயை நன்கு காய வைத்து பொடியாக்கி, அந்தப் பொடியில் அரை டீஸ்பூன் எடுத்து, அரை டம்ளர் தண்ணீரில் கொதிக்கவிட வேண்டும். உணவு உட்கொள்வதற்கு முன்பாக, இந்த ஏலக்காய் தண்ணீரைக் குடித்தால் வாய்வுத் தொல்லை உடனே நீங்கிவிடும்.

SOURCE:::: input from a friend of mine
Natarajan

3 Indian Airports Among the World’s Best….

Three airports from India have bagged the Airports Council International’s Airport Service Quality Awards.

Photograph, courtesy: Ramesh NG/Wikimedia Commons

The Indira Gandhi International Airport has been ranked as the best airport in the world in the 25-40 million passengers per annum category.

The survey rates each airport’s performance in 34 key service areas under eight major categories including access, check-in, security, airport facilities, food and beverage providers.

Seoul’s Incheon airport is ranked as the world’s best airport in the above 40 million passengers’ category.

Two Indian airports won the award in the 25-40 million passengers’ category, while one bagged the third place in the 5-15 million category…

Take a look at the world’s best airports…

Photograph, courtesy: Krokodyl/ Wikimedia Commons

Indira Gandhi International Airport, New Delhi

Rank: 1

Indira Gandhi International Airport is the busiest airport in India.

The airport is managed by Delhi International Airport Limited (DIAL), a joint venture between the AAI and GMR Group-led consortium.

“The journey was never easy especially after holding the No 2 mark for last three years. We can now justifiably claim to be the world’s best,” Prabhakara Rao, chief executive, DIAL said in a statement.

With the new Terminal 3, the Delhi international airport has become South Asia’s largest aviation hub.

Photograph, courtesy: Kaichinshih/Wikimedia Commons

Taipei Taoyuan, Taiwan

Rank: 2

One of five airports in the country, Taipei Taoyuan is the largest airport in Taiwan.

Last year also, it bagged the world’s second best airport award from ACI.

“Airports are more than simply points of departure and arrival. At the end of the day, good business acumen comes down to a simple equation: better service, improved traffic and a healthier bottom line,” said Angela Gittens, Director General, ACI World.

Photograph, courtesy: Chongqing Jiangbei International Airport

Chongqing Jiangbei International Airport, China

Rank: 3

One of the busiest airports in the world, Chongqing Jiangbei International Airport has been regularly winning award for its best services.

Photograph, courtesy: Baycrest/ Wikimedia Commons

Shanghai Hongqiao International Airport, China

Rank: 4 

Shanghai Hongqiao International Airport is a hub for China Eastern Airlines, Shanghai Airlines, Juneyao Airlines and Spring Airlines.

It is one of the busiest airports in China.

Photograph: Rajesh Karkera/Rediff.com

Chhatrapati Shivaji International Airport, Mumbai

Rank: 5

It is the second busiest airport in India, after Delhi airport.

The airport has five operating terminals spread over an operational area of 8 square kilometers.

A world class terminal T2 was recently opened last year for international operations at the Mumbai airport.

The airport is run by Mumbai International Airport Limited (MIAL), a joint venture between the AAI and GVK group-led consortium.

Rajiv Gandhi International Airport, Hyderabad

The Rajiv Gandhi International Airport (RGIA) in Hyderabad has bagged the third position in the 5-15 million passengers per annum category.

The Hyderabad airport was ranked as the best airport in 2009 and 2010, third-best in 2011, and second-best in 2012.

Natarajan