Joke of the Day…. ‘ You are in Airplane … ‘ !!!

A pilot is flying a small single engine plane with a lot of really important execs on board into Seattle airport. There is fog so thick that visibility is 10m, and his instruments are out. He circles looking for a landmark and after an hour, he is low on fuel and his passengers are very nervous.

At last, through a small opening in the fog he sees a tall building with one guy working alone on the fifth floor.

Circling, the pilot banks and shouts through his open window: “Hi, where am I?”

The solitary office worker replies: “You’re in an airplane.”

The pilot executes a swift 275 degree turn and executes a perfect blind landing on the runway five miles away. Just as the plane stops, the engines cough and die from lack of fuel. The stunned passengers asked the pilot how he did it.

“Simple,” replies the pilot, “I asked the guy in that building a simple question. The answer he gave me was 100 percent correct but absolutely useless; therefore, that must be Microsoft’s support office, and from there, the airport is just 5 miles away on a bearing of 87 degrees!”

SOURCE:::: http://www.joke a day.com

Natarajan

Winner Airports For Airport Service Quality Awards ….

Awards recognise airports with the best passenger service

Incheon International Airport won best airport for the Asia-Pacific region and best airpo

Incheon International Airport won best airport for the Asia-Pacific region and best airport by size. Source: Getty Images

BALLOTS have been cast and the results are in. After surveying more than 550,000 passengers, the Airports Council International (ACI) has announced the winners of the 2014 Airport Service Quality (ASQ) Awards.

Reported in FlyerTalk, the trade group’s annual awards recognise the best of the best in airport passenger service, measuring 34 key service indicators.

“Airports are more than simply points of departure and arrival,” said Angela Gittens, director general of ACI World. “They are complex businesses in their own right. As such, a focus on serving the passenger has become increasingly important to ensuring success.”

Gittens noted there were many repeat airports on the list of winners, as well as many “new faces” that suggest promising changes.

Incheon International Airport in South Korea.

Incheon International Airport in South Korea won for the Asia-Pacific region. Source: Supplied

First-place winners by category are as follows:

Best Airport by Region

Africa — Sir Seewoosagur Ramgoolam International Airport (MRU)

Asia-Pacific — Incheon International Airport (ICN)

Europe — Keflavík International Airport (KEF)

Latin America-Caribbean — José Joaquín de Olmedo International Airport (GYE)

Middle East — Queen Alia International Airport (AMM)

North America — Indianapolis International Airport (IND)

Keflavík International Airport was voted the best airport in the European region. Picture

Keflavík International Airport was voted the best airport in the European region. Picture: Super Jet International. Source:Flickr

Best Airport by Size (Passengers per Year)

2 to 5 Million — José Joaquín de Olmedo International Airport (GYE)

5 to 15 Million — Haikou Meilan International Airport (HAK)

15 to 25 Million — Gimpo International Airport (GMP)

25 to 40 Million — Indira Gandhi International Airport (DEL)

Over 40 Million — Incheon International Airport (ICN)

Indira Gandhi International Airport made the cut for the best airport by size. AFP PHOTO/

Indira Gandhi International Airport made the cut for the best airport by size. AFP PHOTO/RAVEENDRAN Source: AFP

Best Small Airport (Fewer Than 2 Million Passengers) by Region

Africa — Upington Airport (UTN)

Asia-Pacific — Langkawi International Airport (LGK)

Europe — Murcia-San Javier Airport (MJV)

Latin America-Caribbean — Bachigualato Federal International Airport (CUL)

North America — Victoria International Airport (YYJ)

Victoria International Airport was the best small airport in North America. Picture: Andy

Victoria International Airport was the best small airport in North America. Picture: Andy M. Smith. Source: Flickr

Best Improvement by Region

Africa — Sir Seewoosagur Ramgoolam International Airport (MRU)

Asia-Pacific — Netaji Subhas Chandra Bose International Airport (CCU)

Europe — Pulkovo International Airport (LED)

Latin America-Caribbean — Las Américas International Airport (SDQ)

North America — San Antonio International Airport (SAT)

A new passenger terminal building of Pulkovo International Airport made it best airport b

A new passenger terminal building of Pulkovo International Airport made it best airport by improvement for the Europe region. Source: Getty Images 

SOURCE:::: news.com.au

Natarajan

Aero India Show Bengaluru … A Glimpse …

Aero India 2015, India’s largest airshow was underway at the Yelahanka Air Base in Bengaluru. Here are few glimpses of the aircraft in action.


Image: UK’s AeroSuperBatics team Breitling Wingwalkers performs in Bengaluru. Photograph: Shailendra Bhojak / PTI Photo

Image: Swedens aerobatic display team Scandinavian Air Show performs at Aero India 2015. Phortograph: Shailendra Bhojak/PTI
Photo

Image: A Rafale multi-role combat aircraft from Dassault Aviation of France manoeuvres at Asia’s premier air show at Yelhanka
Air Base. Photograph: PTI Photo

Image: The Red Bulls aerobatic display team performs in Bengaluru. Photograph: Ministry of Defence

Image: An SU-30 fighter aircraft takes off during the second day of Aero India. Photograph: PTI Photo

Image: Another great shot of India’s Light Combat Helicopter. Photograph: Twitter

Image: UK’s AeroSuperBatics team Breitling Wingwalkers performs in Bengaluru. Photograph: Shailendra Bhojak / PTI Photo

Image: A great shot of India’s Light Combat Helicopter. Photograph: MakeinIndia/Twitter

Image: A roaring take off by US F-16 at Yelahanka Air Base. Photograph: Ministry of Defence

Image: India’s Sarang aerobatic display team performing a routine. Photograph: Ministry of Defence

SOURCE::: http://www.rediff.com

Natarajan

 

Just For Laugh @ the Weekend….

Some Old Lady Questions…

Who said that old ladies don’t have poignant and deeply relevant questions to ask? Believe us, they’ve been around, and they know exactly which infuriating and hilarious questions to ask!

Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety-one?

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea… does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?

Why do croutons come in airtight packages?
Aren’t they just stale bread to begin with?

If people from Poland are called Poles,
then why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?


If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?


Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a racecar is not called a racist?

If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,
then doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? ?

Do Lipton Tea employees take ‘coffee breaks?’

What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of  bald men?

I  thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them?

Why don’t they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?

Is it true that you never really learn to swear until you learn to drive?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?

Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice:
When you put the two words ‘The ‘ and ‘IRS’ together, it spells
‘THEIRS’?

SOURCE::::: http://www.ba-bamail.com

Natarajan

Message For the Day…” Impartial Vision is Auspicious Vision …”

The lion, though crowned as the king of the forest, turns back every few steps while walking through the woods, because it is afraid of being pursued. Fear in the mind will make your vision falter. Violence within the heart distorts the vision and distracts the sight. Be vigilant! You must practice and develop impartial vision. All creation must appear equally auspicious in your eyes. You must look upon all with as much love and faith as they have in themselves, for absolutely nothing is evil in creation – no, not even an iota! Evil appears as such only through faulty vision. Creation is colored only by the nature of the glasses you wear. By itself, every creation is eternally pure and holy. Hence you must cultivate one-pointed steadfastness (ekagrata) in whatever you do. Impartial vision (sama-drishti) is auspicious vision (subha-drishti).  

Sathya Sai Baba

Joke of the Day… ‘ If i were a Millionaire …” !!!

The teacher said; “Take a pencil and paper, and write an essay with the title ‘If I Were a Millionaire.'”

Everyone but Joe, who leaned back with arms folded, began to write feverishly.

“What’s the matter,” the teacher asked. “Why don’t you begin?”

“I’m waiting for my secretary,” Joe replied.

SOURCE::::www.joke a day.com

Natarajan

 

This Date in Science…. Feb 20…1962…. John Glenn First American To orbit Earth !!!

This date in science: John Glenn first American to orbit Earth
John Glenn and Friendship 7
John Glenn and Friendship 7
On February 20, 1962, John Glenn became the first American to orbit the Earth. He made three turns around the planet before returning safely.

February 20, 1962. John Glenn became the first American to orbit the Earth on this date. He made three turns around the planet before returning safely in his space capsule, which was called Friendship 7. He followed two Russian cosmonauts in making this early orbit of our planet: Yuri Gagarin ( April 1961) and Gherman Titov (August 1961).

While Glenn was in orbit, NASA controllers received an indication that the heat shield on his craft had come loose. They instructed Glenn not to jettison the rockets underneath the heat shield during re-entry, because the rockets might be able to hold the shield in place. Fortunately, the indication turned out to be a false alarm.

Glenn returned to space at age 77 aboard the space shuttle Discovery in 1995, making him the oldest person to fly in space. His mission’s primary scientific aim at that time was to study the effects of spaceflight on seniors.


John Glenn climbs into the Friendship 7 spacecraft just before making his first trip into space on February 20, 1962. Photo via NASA

John Glenn and Friendship 7
John Glenn and Friendship 7

Here's What John Glenn saw on February 20, 1962.  Just 5 minutes and 44 seconds after launch, Glenn offered his first words about the view from his porthole: “This is Friendship 7. Can see clear back; a big cloud pattern way back across towards the Cape. Beautiful sight.” Three hours later, at the beginning of his third orbit, Glenn photographed this panoramic view of Florida from the Georgia border (right, under clouds) to just north of Cape Canaveral. His American homeland was 162 miles (260 kilometers) below. “I have the Cape in sight down there,” he noted to mission controllers. “It looks real fine from up here. I can see the whole state of Florida just laid out like on a map. Beautiful.”  Image via NASA
Here’s What John Glenn saw on February 20, 1962. Just 5 minutes and 44 seconds after launch, Glenn offered his first words about the view from his porthole: “This is Friendship 7. Can see clear back; a big cloud pattern way back across towards the Cape. Beautiful sight.” Three hours later, at the beginning of his third orbit, Glenn photographed this panoramic view of Florida from the Georgia border (right, under clouds) to just north of Cape Canaveral. His American homeland was 162 miles (260 kilometers) below. “I have the Cape in sight down there,” he noted to mission controllers. “It looks real fine from up here. I can see the whole state of Florida just laid out like on a map. Beautiful.” Image via NASA
Here’s what John Glenn saw on February 20, 1962. Just 5 minutes and 44 seconds after launch, Glenn offered his first words about the view from his porthole: “This is Friendship 7. Can see clear back; a big cloud pattern way back across towards the Cape. Beautiful sight.” Three hours later, at the beginning of his third orbit, Glenn photographed this panoramic view of Florida from the Georgia border (right, under clouds) to just north of Cape Canaveral. His American homeland was 162 miles (260 kilometers) below. “I have the Cape in sight down there,” he noted to mission controllers. “It looks real fine from up here. I can see the whole state of Florida just laid out like on a map. Beautiful.” Image via NASA
Bottom line: John Glenn became the first American to orbit Earth on February 20, 1962. His space capsule was called Friendship 7.

Bottom line: John Glenn became the first American to orbit Earth on February 20, 1962. His space capsule was called Friendship 7.

SOURCE:::: www. earthskynews.org

Natarajan

Just For Laugh ….!!!

My Job Search!

1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory,  but I got canned. Just couldn’t concentrate.
2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, But just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe.
3. After that, I tried being a Tailor,
 but wasn’t suited for it — mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
starbucks
4. Next, I tried working in Starbucks,
But I had to quit because it was the same old grind.
5. Then, I tried being a Chef – figured it would add a little spice to my life,  but just didn’t have the thyme.
6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker,
but any way I sliced it…. I couldn’t cut the mustard.
7. My best job was a Musician,
but eventually found I wasn’t noteworthy.
music notes gif

8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor,
      but didn’t have any patience.
9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory.
   Tried hard but just didn’t fit in.
10.  I became a Professional Fisherman,
but discovered I couldn’t live on my net income.
11. I managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance company ,
       but the work was just too draining.
12.. So then I got a job in a Workout Centre,
 but they said I wasn’t fit for the job…
13. After many years of trying to find steady work,  I finally got a job as a Historian – until I realized there was no future in it..
14. My last job was when I tried working in a Muffler Factory,
but that was too exhausting.
 SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT 
 
retired

   
AND I FOUND I’M PERFECT FOR THE JOB! 

SOURCE:::: http://www.ba-bamail.com

Natarajan

 

Do you Know That the Largest Air Evacuation in History was done by India …?

When thousands of Indians were stuck in Kuwait during Gulf war, the Indian government executed the world’s largest air evacuation mission ever. The operation continued for almost two months and managed to airlift over 1,70,000 Indians. Here is all you need to know about the amazing effort!

Air India might be largely known today for delayed flights and poor service. But did you know that the largest air evacuation in the history of mankind was executed by the much aligned national airline of India? In 1990, the Indian government airlifted over 1,70,000 Indians from Kuwait with help of 488 flights in just 59 days. Air India entered into Guinness Book of World Records for the civil airline that had evacuated the most people till date.

Why the evacuation?

During the Gulf war in 1990, when Saddam Hussain invaded Kuwait, the Iraqis took over the city in a few hours leaving the entire country in a state of terror. This included the fairly significant Indian community there as well. While the Kuwaiti royal family escaped to Saudi Arabia, the general population suffered great tragedies and loss. The responsibility came on the Indian government to safely evacuate the Indian community from Kuwait and hence, the largest air evacuation mission took shape.

“We did not use the word ‘condemn’ in our statement [about the Iraqi attack], for two reasons: one, we were concerned about our nationals there; second, we still believed that there was some scope for a negotiated solution to the problem. We were keen to play a role. If we condemned the development openly, it would have been difficult for us to deal with Iraq,” said K.P. Fabian, former Ambassador of India who was head of the Gulf Division of the Ministry of External Affairs during the First Gulf War.

What made it difficult?

Evacuating the Indian community from Kuwait was not an easy task. People were not ready to leave behind everything they had spent their entire lives earning in Kuwait. They underestimated the gravity of the situation and were reluctant to leave their well-settled lives.

Also, many people living there did not have valid travel papers as they had handed them over to their employers who were either missing or dead.

“Meanwhile, another problem was brewing. One set of Air India crew was stranded in Kuwait, having flown in a flight earlier. The Air India pilots and staff threatened that unless we got this crew out, they would ground the flights. The threat was indeed serious. As per Ministry of Overseas Indians (MOIA) annual report 2012-13, there are over 25 million overseas Indians across the globe and whenever need arises, it is the government’s responsibility to bring back the country’s citizens safely. Not only just the evacuation during Gulf war, Indian government has successfully executed many such missions. It was decided that the Foreign Minister should go to Baghdad and Kuwaitand urgently arrange repatriation of our nationals” said Fabian.

Also, Indian people took shelter in various schools and other buildings in various parts of Amman. They had to travel from various places to the Amman airport. It could not be predicted when these people would arrive and due to this, flights got delayed a lot. The crew had to stay on duty for a much longer time than the stipulated duty hours which created a lot of tiffs.

How did they do it?

Indian government officials went to Kuwait to meet Saddam Hussain and get him on board the arranged repatriation of Indian nationals.

“We conveyed our official viewpoint and also our plans to evacuate our nationals. He listened to our views and repeated his known position, and agreed to facilitate the repatriation of our nationals,” said Fabian.

As the help reached on August 14 (12 days after the invasion had taken place), Indian citizens were angry as they were expecting a quicker intervention by the Indian government. But, the then Foreign Minister I.K. Gujral quickly brought the crowd under control and in no time had them shouting “Bharat Mata ki Jai”.

Initially, a few military aircrafts were arranged to evacuate the elderly, women and children. But due to a lengthy air space clearance procedure, this did not seem like a feasible solution. So the government turned to Air India for assistance.

You should have seen us. We were operating out of a hotel room in Amman with very little space and carrying out all our operations from there,” MP Mascarenhas, who organised the operation as the airline’s regional director in the Gulf & Middle East, told Scroll.

The Indian Air Force deployed its IL 76 aircraft for a steady communication link between Kuwait and Delhi government officials. The situation was severe and required immediate help and attention. The Kerala government came forward and dispatched food items for the Indian nationals in Kuwait.

“My suggestion was that we needed to first pick up mothers with babies, other children, women, sick and old people. And also, on the basis of some kind of distributive justice, we needed to select people from every region,” said Fabian.

There were far more people to be evacuated than expected. But, the coordination and team work of the people on the mission managed to evacuate all the Indian nationals out of the country. There was also a Pakistani Airline crew stranded in Kuwait and they wished to be evacuated by Indian aircrafts. On humanitarian grounds, the Indian officials agreed.

The successful operation that started on August 14 1990, continued for almost 2 months and created history, finally coming to an end on October 11.

Other notable achievements

This was not the only successful evacuation and heroic act by the Indian government. “Operation Sukoon” in 2006 by the Indian Navy was another great operation to evacuate Indian, Sri Lankan and Nepalese nationals, as well as Lebanese nationals with Indian spouses, from the conflict zone during the 2006 Lebanon War. Four naval ships – INS Mumbai, INS Betwa and INS Brahmaputra and oil tanker INS Shakti – executed the successful operation.

Another successful evacuation “Operation Blossom” took place in 2011 when mass protests against the military broke out in Libya. Around 8,000 Indians were evacuated with help from Indian Navy’s INS Jalashwa (an amphibious transport dock ship) and a destroyer INS Mysore – both these ships together could carry around 1,200 people at one go – and the fleet tanker the INS Aditya.

The Indian government has time and again proved that it leaves no stone unturned in bringing back its people safely to the country in times of distress anywhere in the world. Kudos to all the heroes who have showed immense courage and humanity in the toughest of times.

– See more at: http://www.thebetterindia.com/15179/heres-need-know-largest-air-evacuation-history-india/#sthash.53OtJbOP.dpuf

SOURCE:::: http://www.the betterindia.com

Natarajan

Flying Mega -Yacht …. Nicest Plane Ever !!!

(Photo: Greenpoint)(Photo: Greenpoint)

TSA guards with cold hands who insist on patting you down. Babies who spend the entire flight screaming in a piercing five-octave range. Flight delays so long you actually could have saved time walking.

All of those indignities we would happily bear, if only we could take all of our flights on this plane.

A ridiculously tricked-out Boeing 747-8, whose interior was refurbished by Washington-based Greenpoint Technologies, has just been delivered to an unidentified private owner. According to the Robb Report, it’s the first Boeing 747-8 (which is Boeing’s largest passenger jet) to receive Greenpoint’s VIP treatment.  And it is stunningly luxurious.

 

While Greenpoint hasn’t released many details about what Luxury Launches calls a “flying mega-yacht,” its website is full of digital art that give a hint as to what you’ll find aboard. It includes:

A conference room from which you and your enforcers can plot world domination:

(Photo: Greenpoint)(Photo: Greenpoint)

A luxurious office from which you can call everyone you’ve ever known and brag about your new plane:

(Photo: Greenpoint)(Photo: Greenpoint)

A master bedroom so large that allows you to scoff at the lie-flat first class seats in which “the paupers” are forced to recline:

(Photo: Greenpoint)(Photo: Greenpoint)

A pair of airy and spacious lounge areas in which to sit down with a drink and contemplate how awesome your life is that you can fly on a plane like this:

(Photo: Greenpoint)(Photo: Greenpoint)

How much does a flying palace like this cost? No one’s saying. But the Boeing 747-8, the world’s largest passenger jet, goes for about $350 million and the price tag for this VIP customization has been ball-parked at an additional $250 million

But if you have the means, this is just the plane to make you love flying again — where the worst part of the flight would be having to land.

SOURCE:::::  www.in.news.yahoo.com

Natarajan